Allister
banner
filmlifeinvain.bsky.social
Allister
@filmlifeinvain.bsky.social
24. Maker of tiny violins
Pirate Mac Miller: arr arr arr arr is all they wanna hear, no they don't like it when im ashore
December 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
They listen to the nutcracker... but im the cracker nutter
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Rapper Denzel curry creating his own website for "anime style fanart": zelbooru
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
John lennon solo stuff is like all a 6/10 but you gotta give it to him for keeping it so real
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Forgot yankee hotel foxtrot was a good album for like 7 years. Another album I was right about in 10th grade.
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I was to avoidant with the other kids at school I never got to develop a southern accent and it's to late now. Pure nerd voice, the shortest straw
October 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
What if he was westside gay... all i need is one dick... one dick
October 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You don't really get to dunk on right wingers on here you have to face a mix of your own sincerity and your own hyperfixations after a decade or 2 of brainrot. I think it's beautiful but I may not have the creative capacity, emotional strength, or consistancy to do that I fear
September 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Matt Christman - Cushvlogs coulda saved him
September 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Have I done my part to contribute to the white noise of social life that let's people know they're "not THAT weird"
September 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
busting to porn just weird enough to be exciting and then putting on 2014 era bedroom pop on youtube and saying "I miss the orchid tapes era"
September 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The point of watching south park is not that it's a good or funny show but to pinpoint the exact moment certain girls got fetishes they would have to hide from virtually everyone for the rest of their lives
August 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Its literally called CRACKER barrel u dont wanna be seen engaging
August 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This social format media is inadequate to map out the solipcistic logical circles i run through in my brain everyday
August 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
August 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
u should never read "the news" at home unless like 9/11 2 happens. It should be for killing time at ur worthless job exclusively
July 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
big fan of the hot evil women of Ryukishi07's works
July 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
hulk hogan and ozzy in one week... my coworker that browses kiwifarms at work must be devastated
July 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think too big too be readable but here new moodboard
July 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Things would've unironically been much smoother for trump if he just posted this
July 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Jeffery Epstien danganronpa style execution was one of the funnier jokes i made in 2019, might bring it back into circulation
July 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM