Filly Eyelash
@fillyeyelash.bsky.social
I’m the biiiiiiiiiiig eye. (Neigh!)
His only son being murdered has nothing to do with anything. He had five children - did his four daughters mean absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things? I’d think they’d matter more, with his drugging and raping (not “casting couch”) behavior. Absolutely disgusting chauvinistic response.
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
His only son being murdered has nothing to do with anything. He had five children - did his four daughters mean absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things? I’d think they’d matter more, with his drugging and raping (not “casting couch”) behavior. Absolutely disgusting chauvinistic response.
The fact that this movie exists and isn’t satire struck a blow to the universe and took our Holiest of Holies.
Reveal Catherine Ohara GIF
Alt: Reveal Catherine O’Hara
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January 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
The fact that this movie exists and isn’t satire struck a blow to the universe and took our Holiest of Holies.
If they find (make) “missing votes” in Georgia, how can anyone believe him? After the actual recording of him demanding they find him more votes? Of the other recordings of him admitting he lost? Jesus, he’s the little dotard that cries wolf endlessly and people just keep eating his diaperful up. 🤦🏻♀️
January 30, 2026 at 8:29 PM
If they find (make) “missing votes” in Georgia, how can anyone believe him? After the actual recording of him demanding they find him more votes? Of the other recordings of him admitting he lost? Jesus, he’s the little dotard that cries wolf endlessly and people just keep eating his diaperful up. 🤦🏻♀️
Stop being on Trump’s “Illegal Shit” phone contacts list and maybe people will take you seriously, you betrayer of the name of a most delicious cereal, Golden. 😤
January 30, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Stop being on Trump’s “Illegal Shit” phone contacts list and maybe people will take you seriously, you betrayer of the name of a most delicious cereal, Golden. 😤
The Republican dropout for governor of Minnesota referred to them as “National Republicans” which I thought had a beautiful callback to “National Socialists”
January 29, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The Republican dropout for governor of Minnesota referred to them as “National Republicans” which I thought had a beautiful callback to “National Socialists”
Mom worked 33 years for the VA.
I’m glad she’s dead so she didn’t have to live through this.
Never thought I’d say that.
I’m glad she’s dead so she didn’t have to live through this.
Never thought I’d say that.
January 26, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Mom worked 33 years for the VA.
I’m glad she’s dead so she didn’t have to live through this.
Never thought I’d say that.
I’m glad she’s dead so she didn’t have to live through this.
Never thought I’d say that.
I’m not SAYING anything.
January 22, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I’m not SAYING anything.
I strongly recommend supplementing your RDA with an apple.
January 22, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I strongly recommend supplementing your RDA with an apple.
Ah, I finally meet the elusive Shirt Inspector 12. Keep up the good work, Assurer of Quality! 🫡
January 18, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Ah, I finally meet the elusive Shirt Inspector 12. Keep up the good work, Assurer of Quality! 🫡
Senator Lucy Murkowski, methinks.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
Alt: I’m sure she’s not going to pull the football away this time oh no what were the chances darn that Lucy
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January 18, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Senator Lucy Murkowski, methinks.
I knew a Belgian guy whose middle names included Daisy. Catholicism is a helluva drug.
January 18, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I knew a Belgian guy whose middle names included Daisy. Catholicism is a helluva drug.
You’re right, Lisa, why wouldn’t they be doing that? It’s almost as though they know reality from the fart-sniffed fiction mapped out in your head. 🤔
January 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
You’re right, Lisa, why wouldn’t they be doing that? It’s almost as though they know reality from the fart-sniffed fiction mapped out in your head. 🤔
Me, “retired” at under 50 because my disability lawyer closed my case without telling me, so now I’m just sick and poor and unable to work 🥴
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me, “retired” at under 50 because my disability lawyer closed my case without telling me, so now I’m just sick and poor and unable to work 🥴
That’s a fantastic rendition of scrunginess. I haven’t spent time on Reddit in forever, but I know a scrungy cat when I see one, and this antique is 10/10, no notes.
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
That’s a fantastic rendition of scrunginess. I haven’t spent time on Reddit in forever, but I know a scrungy cat when I see one, and this antique is 10/10, no notes.
He better get them to reduce their prices by 1500 percent because they’re charging me a thousand dollars a month next year 🥴
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
He better get them to reduce their prices by 1500 percent because they’re charging me a thousand dollars a month next year 🥴
This bodega appears to be haunted by a little Victorian ghost child 👻
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This bodega appears to be haunted by a little Victorian ghost child 👻
Quarter of what, Jupiter transversing Aquarium in the Microwave or some shit? Because for sure it’s not 2026, and it’s also not the ones that were based on women’s suffrage and civil rights, because Trump canceled those.
I’m starting to think…
…they might be lying to us. 😮
I’m starting to think…
…they might be lying to us. 😮
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Quarter of what, Jupiter transversing Aquarium in the Microwave or some shit? Because for sure it’s not 2026, and it’s also not the ones that were based on women’s suffrage and civil rights, because Trump canceled those.
I’m starting to think…
…they might be lying to us. 😮
I’m starting to think…
…they might be lying to us. 😮
Add his ass to the impeachment line.
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Add his ass to the impeachment line.
Older you get, worse your reading eyesight gets, more likely you are to lose your goddamn reading glasses. He’s even got them on wranglers, still gonna lose ‘em. Ask anybody in my family who buys readers at the dollar store by the dozen. Nothing nefarious, just dotage catching up with the pervert.
December 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Older you get, worse your reading eyesight gets, more likely you are to lose your goddamn reading glasses. He’s even got them on wranglers, still gonna lose ‘em. Ask anybody in my family who buys readers at the dollar store by the dozen. Nothing nefarious, just dotage catching up with the pervert.
And Andrew Wakefield had a full fucking medical degree, if we’d all ignored him instead of listening to his bullshit we wouldn’t have to be listening to you wanking off spiders in the corner like this, but here we are.
Anti-vax dipshittery leads directly to studies you’re proud of. You’re cooked.
Anti-vax dipshittery leads directly to studies you’re proud of. You’re cooked.
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
And Andrew Wakefield had a full fucking medical degree, if we’d all ignored him instead of listening to his bullshit we wouldn’t have to be listening to you wanking off spiders in the corner like this, but here we are.
Anti-vax dipshittery leads directly to studies you’re proud of. You’re cooked.
Anti-vax dipshittery leads directly to studies you’re proud of. You’re cooked.
I consider being forced to see this white supremacist labubu’s nipnops a hate crime, Forbes.
*Filly Eyelash will remember this*
*Filly Eyelash will remember this*
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I consider being forced to see this white supremacist labubu’s nipnops a hate crime, Forbes.
*Filly Eyelash will remember this*
*Filly Eyelash will remember this*
American heroin…that bubblin’ crude.
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
American heroin…that bubblin’ crude.
Could have stopped at “I don’t think” tbh
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Could have stopped at “I don’t think” tbh