William
@filbyhead.bsky.social
Ex-corporate writer, trying to be a novelist. Married, father and grandfather. Sci-fi. GGMU. Pink Floyd. Railways. Official Annoying Pedant of Wülferhampton. I block crypto bros and OF sirens.
I love this. Here’s another good one.
November 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I love this. Here’s another good one.
This one lives in my garden. He’s called Neville.
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This one lives in my garden. He’s called Neville.
What’s it like inside my head
October 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What’s it like inside my head
I’ve been meaning to share this with you.
October 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I’ve been meaning to share this with you.
A phantom and a cigar, but no Monica.
September 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
A phantom and a cigar, but no Monica.
The famous deserts of Hull.
September 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The famous deserts of Hull.
Cardinal, you become more admirable by the minute
September 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Cardinal, you become more admirable by the minute
Whole shops full of them here in Singapore
September 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Whole shops full of them here in Singapore
El Sqigg with his face peeled off.
August 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
El Sqigg with his face peeled off.
Shades of this hero, allus peeing in the wrong place.
August 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Shades of this hero, allus peeing in the wrong place.
@bakerhelm.bsky.social
My local supermarket doesn’t think much of its baked offerings.
My local supermarket doesn’t think much of its baked offerings.
August 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
@bakerhelm.bsky.social
My local supermarket doesn’t think much of its baked offerings.
My local supermarket doesn’t think much of its baked offerings.
Bourton-on-the Water, the Venice of the Cotswolds. #VisitBritain
August 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bourton-on-the Water, the Venice of the Cotswolds. #VisitBritain
I don’t get this Kevin the Chaffinch thing. There was only ever Kevin the Gerbil.
July 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I don’t get this Kevin the Chaffinch thing. There was only ever Kevin the Gerbil.
Just the Wülferhampton tribal sweat lodge.
July 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Just the Wülferhampton tribal sweat lodge.
@ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social
I saw this and thought of you (of course)
I saw this and thought of you (of course)
July 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
@ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social
I saw this and thought of you (of course)
I saw this and thought of you (of course)
I’m surprised no one has pointed out that the vulgar Bezos is wearing entirely the wrong suit. His tuxedo is for an evening event; he should be wearing a morning suit with a tailcoat for his wedding. Like this:
June 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m surprised no one has pointed out that the vulgar Bezos is wearing entirely the wrong suit. His tuxedo is for an evening event; he should be wearing a morning suit with a tailcoat for his wedding. Like this:
In accordance with the rotation of the planet, I welcome your “good mornings”, dear Wülferhamptonians, and I offer you my “good evening.” And I bet I’m the only one peeling rambutans today.
June 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
In accordance with the rotation of the planet, I welcome your “good mornings”, dear Wülferhamptonians, and I offer you my “good evening.” And I bet I’m the only one peeling rambutans today.