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FigureFarter
@figurefarter.bsky.social
I'm a 17 yr old black furry who questions my sanity a lot. By that I mean I want to be in the MLB. I get walked too much. Btw I'm also an aro-ace, though I might want a female partner sometime.

"Born to be an AΦA, forced to have no frat."
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Quote whatever with your teams CFB: Tennessee, ORANGE AND WHITE
CBB: Same as the last one
NFL: Dolphins
NBA: Spurs
NHL: Golden Knights
MLB: Astros
MLS: The Dynamo
Quote whatever with your teams
CFB: THE University of Dayton
CBB: Same as the last one
NFL: Colts
NBA: Pacers
NHL: Bluejackets, though I would ignore them if Dayton ever got a team back
MLB: none, I just follow the dragons
MLS: The Crew
quoteskeet with your teams:
CFB: Anyone but That Team in Columbus (main ones: Cincinnati, Miami, Dayton)
CBB: Wright State is my top team
NFL: Bengals
NBA: Pacers
NHL: Jets, All Canadian teams, and the Blue Jackets if I have to
MLB: Reds
MLS: FC Cincinnati and Columbus Crew
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I'm opening c0mms!
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I should make a theft tracker for NFL players like the Anthony Rendon one
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's hard being a VGK fan
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
After 22 years, we belted Florida
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Started the wrong qb in fantasy football fml
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ready for the MLB lockout in the next year or two?
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My finger hurts from playing Elebits too much. Cant be mashing B all the time on that wiimote man
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
60 degrees is not cold, y'all. Just sayin.
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hope did not die when I hit the Benz!
October 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This remains true!!
Poland went into space before the Mariners would go to a World Series. Let that sink in, Polandball fans
October 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I already miss tony vitello
October 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I LOVE YOU GEORGE SPRINGER! IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME FOR ALL CANADIANS (and Astros fans too)
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Who's in Lumiose City?
October 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Episode 44 of Tua being Tua.
October 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Rooting for other schools in your conferences is like hoping your crazy family members get selected over you. This really means you, #SEC fans.
October 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
We may never win again
October 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Get ready to learn Linux, buddy!
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
#Chiefs- #Jags game got evil refs now
October 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Since when Lubba from Mario Galaxy 2 was female?
October 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Astros got eliminated but at least my Vols won.
September 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
School got me like
September 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Angry Dolphins fan (me)
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It's hard being a dolphins fan
September 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Nick Chubb bailed me out in fantasy!
September 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM