Fig Neutron
@figneutron.bsky.social
That’s what she said
March 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
That’s what she said
I could care less but I don’t care enough to care that little
January 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I could care less but I don’t care enough to care that little
Fuck 4th of July
Marry Thanksgiving
Kill Christmas
Marry Thanksgiving
Kill Christmas
December 26, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Fuck 4th of July
Marry Thanksgiving
Kill Christmas
Marry Thanksgiving
Kill Christmas
One time my dads leather belt broke and he said everything is always breaking. So I asked how long he had it. He said I don’t know 20 years
December 20, 2024 at 2:00 PM
One time my dads leather belt broke and he said everything is always breaking. So I asked how long he had it. He said I don’t know 20 years
I fly the flags of my state, county, city, zip code, and family tartan so I don’t forget
November 30, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I fly the flags of my state, county, city, zip code, and family tartan so I don’t forget
I was a ghost for Halloween once
November 30, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I was a ghost for Halloween once