Figgy
figgylicious.bsky.social
Figgy
@figgylicious.bsky.social
She/Her. Always tired.
Kind of spectacularly ugly.
October 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
We can learn to do some useful shit and not be huge wastes of space like he is.
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The hair is just so very perfect for her!
September 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Ordinary" is pretty damn awful. His voice is just so grating it's hard to handle more than a few seconds of it.
September 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I just don't think that voice can ever sound very serious, either.
September 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Gotta wonder if they *ever* liked their wives. Sometimes it's clear that they married them when they were young and hot (and the men were into their 40s or 50s) and now they're ready for the next model...in which case it's likely they never liked them as people. Those stories are pretty sad.
August 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I will now make it my mission to find it. I found the elusive Grape so I *know* I can succeed.
August 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM