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Figbar Lonesome
@figbar.bsky.social
He was a tech guy using diamonds to power his ugly machine. She pushed fake news and robbed people of their consent. Both wanted to genocide the entire planet.

And they wanted us to root for the bisexual leather daddy who lived with his terminally ill father figure in their home for wayward teens.
June 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Check out my pal Kyle’s rad UFO poems with an illustration by yours truly! www.icebreakerslit.com/read/ten-ufos
@kylekouri.bsky.social @icebreakerslit.bsky.social
May 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
April 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I had a lot of fun designing this gnarly logo for my friends’ gaming group @friendconme.bsky.social
February 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
January 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The Girl from A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT (2014)
January 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Illustration of a subclass from my pal @dongwon.bsky.social‘s homebrew D&D setting

“Voice Weavers spent centuries in deep contemplation of the echoing resonance chambers… of the Tower…. [B]athing in the overlapping harmonies and oscillations… unlocked a deep understanding of the world around them.”
January 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Qallupilluit are creatures from Inuit mythology that dwell near ice floes and steal children who wander too close to the water.

Depending on the story, they might emit a shrill and paralyzing sound or a hypnotic ethereal hum. They might eat the stolen children or slowly absorb their youth.
January 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Google AI thinks that a ratio of a 1/4 cup to 15 gallons is the same as 1 cup to 9 gallons.
May 17, 2024 at 2:31 PM
This is Polly Drinkwater, a character I’m playing in a D&D game. She grew up in the Mahogany Swamps on a struggling snake farm. Her snake hair can produce poisonous gas and she recently learned she can can peel the skin off her body to transform into a cow-sized tarantula.
January 17, 2024 at 6:46 PM
The Yuki-onna is a yōkai from Japanese folklore. She could be a vengeful ghost of a woman who died in the snow or during childbirth, or a princess of the moon who hitched a ride to our world on a snowstorm because she was bored and now she’s trapped here, or perhaps she is simply winter personified.
January 17, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Years ago, my special ladyfriend Kelly played a werewolf in our D&D game named Chuck Montana who was inspired by Rosa from Brooklyn 99, Johnny Utah from Point Break, and World’s Greatest Author Chuck Tingle.
October 24, 2023 at 7:51 PM
October 23, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Direct quote from @kellylonesome.bsky.social
October 17, 2023 at 2:45 PM