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fiftyandoutoffs.bsky.social
@fiftyandoutoffs.bsky.social
Dad, DJ, writer, comic book/movie nerd in NWF trying to find like-minded people. Author of Tales of a Washed-Up Neverwas, Bad-Off Boris and the Cupcake Cave-In, and Better-Off Boris and the P.U. Shoo.
Just breathe…
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
#freedomofspeech is more important than seeing #marvelzombies. #disney and these other corporations only care about money so I vote with my $s. #jimmiekimmel
September 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Happy #Easter
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Make #America America Again
April 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Excitement on our #hike today! Some perv was showing the angle of his dangle to other hikers. Rangers showed us a sketch of a baby arm, holding a shiny red 🍎 but we never saw the guy 🤷‍♂️ #florida
March 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Stopped worrying about our #country falling apart for an hour and took a #hike with the dog. That’s still #legal, right?! 😱
March 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
With all the anxiety-inducing 💩 going on with our #government and its enablers, I’m envious of my dog’s #zenmoment. 🧘‍♂️
February 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
February 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Watching #theylive and I’m like we’re living this now! #obey #sleep #reproduce Then when they walk into the rich aliens’ ceremony, they’re in the middle of talking about projected domination in 2025?!? We could really use #roddypiper 🕶️ NOW! #johncarpenter
February 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Distracting myself from the insanity of what is happening to our country with an #art project an #artist is doing for me. Hopefully I’ll still have a #home to hang it in 🫣
February 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
#snow in #florida?! What #climatechange 🤷‍♂️
January 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Very excited to have a local #fortwaltonbeach #fl artist create an amazing homage to #kirmasghostparty #drivein #movie poster for me. It’s going to be #3D wood and paint #media #art
January 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
#snow in #florida and #wth Mr. Snow Hose Handler 🫣😂
January 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me after one #edible on a Friday night 😂
January 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
December 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
December 22, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I think I’ve sucked my #dog into my downward spiral of social media and #youtube videos. Tell me it’s gonna be okay @meidastouch.com
December 17, 2024 at 4:23 AM
#bikesorbust is always a great event for #toysfortots buy I’m glad I’m not going up in the scissor lift this year!
December 3, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Oh right, that’s why I moved here.
November 28, 2024 at 10:58 PM
November 28, 2024 at 5:13 PM
If you’re having a rough day, here’s my daughter’s #zenmoment in #yellowsprings ☺️
November 26, 2024 at 6:12 PM
November 24, 2024 at 3:38 AM
November 22, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Hmm something good and Florida-related happened today 😀 #releasethereport
November 21, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Hope you’re getting through the day!! I know it’s a scary, anxious time (I live in Florida 🤦‍♂️😂) but WE’VE got this!
November 20, 2024 at 10:43 PM