Damian Hammontree
@fifthinterval.bsky.social
It makes perfect sense to science-illiterate goons who don't know how anything works. 🤷🏻♂️
August 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It makes perfect sense to science-illiterate goons who don't know how anything works. 🤷🏻♂️
Anyone who's ever seen Trump in an interview has seen with their own eyes how full of shit Vance is.
June 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Anyone who's ever seen Trump in an interview has seen with their own eyes how full of shit Vance is.
Not a single one of these clowns has explained what they think the reason was that he threatened tariffs if he wasn't planning to implement them. They thought he was lying, but for what purpose, do they imagine? It makes NO SENSE, but they insist on being taken seriously.
April 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Not a single one of these clowns has explained what they think the reason was that he threatened tariffs if he wasn't planning to implement them. They thought he was lying, but for what purpose, do they imagine? It makes NO SENSE, but they insist on being taken seriously.
Good lord. Musk saying "the Nazi stuff" is fake is like John Gotti saying he never broke the law.
March 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Good lord. Musk saying "the Nazi stuff" is fake is like John Gotti saying he never broke the law.
They always say that this isn't what they voted for (100%, yes they did), and they always leave out the part about how everyone who warned them this would happen (who they sneered "TDS" at) were right the whole time because we have brains in our fucking heads.
March 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
They always say that this isn't what they voted for (100%, yes they did), and they always leave out the part about how everyone who warned them this would happen (who they sneered "TDS" at) were right the whole time because we have brains in our fucking heads.
Why do journalists bother to ask Republicans questions? WTF is the point?
March 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Why do journalists bother to ask Republicans questions? WTF is the point?
"We need guns to fight a tyrannical government" was always an obviously absurd lie.
February 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"We need guns to fight a tyrannical government" was always an obviously absurd lie.
He spends this whole post describing himself and his fellow Nazi losers. I somehow don't find it intimidating. 🤷🏻♂️
February 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
He spends this whole post describing himself and his fellow Nazi losers. I somehow don't find it intimidating. 🤷🏻♂️
Another example: I saved $10,000 by simply lying about having saved $10,000!
February 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Another example: I saved $10,000 by simply lying about having saved $10,000!
Again, literally no one voted for lower egg prices. People say this, because this lie sounds better than the truth.
February 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Again, literally no one voted for lower egg prices. People say this, because this lie sounds better than the truth.
"Oh no, we don't want to give Trump an excuse to declare Martial Law!" Fuuuuuuck that. Make him do it. Make him go through with it. Let America see it.
February 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"Oh no, we don't want to give Trump an excuse to declare Martial Law!" Fuuuuuuck that. Make him do it. Make him go through with it. Let America see it.
I have been trying to understand my whole life why boomers are so frickin gullible. 56 years in, still no answers.
February 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I have been trying to understand my whole life why boomers are so frickin gullible. 56 years in, still no answers.
Saying "I'm 1000% trustworthy" right before dropping some total horseshit is very on-brand for Elmo.
February 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Saying "I'm 1000% trustworthy" right before dropping some total horseshit is very on-brand for Elmo.
Has he ever been right about a single thing in his entire life? I mean, if you TRIED to be as wrong as he is about everything, you'd probably mess it up occasionally and get something right, just by accident. Being so consistently wrong is a true phenomenon.
February 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Has he ever been right about a single thing in his entire life? I mean, if you TRIED to be as wrong as he is about everything, you'd probably mess it up occasionally and get something right, just by accident. Being so consistently wrong is a true phenomenon.
Here's what I don't understand. Elon's minions are children. Why is no one simply physically restraining them? Make them call the cops. Make them cry. Why is anyone obeying them?
February 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Here's what I don't understand. Elon's minions are children. Why is no one simply physically restraining them? Make them call the cops. Make them cry. Why is anyone obeying them?
Musk is psychotic.
February 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Musk is psychotic.
Prices are suddenly going up now because of all the government spending in the past. Got it.
February 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Prices are suddenly going up now because of all the government spending in the past. Got it.
Literally every single one of these people know to a certainty that Trump is a liar. They think that lying is a form of cleverness, they love that it upsets people they hate, and "TDS" is troll rhetoric used by people to "own the libs". You're just rationalizing their shitty choices.
February 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Literally every single one of these people know to a certainty that Trump is a liar. They think that lying is a form of cleverness, they love that it upsets people they hate, and "TDS" is troll rhetoric used by people to "own the libs". You're just rationalizing their shitty choices.
No, I didn't learn specifically about Trump in kindergarten in 1972. 🙄 I am saying that knowing what lies are is a basic life skill, and Trump is such an obvious liar that literally no one is unaware of it. You're trying to convince me that no one taught these people that lying is bad. Spare me.
February 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
No, I didn't learn specifically about Trump in kindergarten in 1972. 🙄 I am saying that knowing what lies are is a basic life skill, and Trump is such an obvious liar that literally no one is unaware of it. You're trying to convince me that no one taught these people that lying is bad. Spare me.
You have to wonder if any of these clowns have suffered any contusions from their brains slamming against the inside of their skulls from such a wrenching and violent high-speed U-turn.
February 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You have to wonder if any of these clowns have suffered any contusions from their brains slamming against the inside of their skulls from such a wrenching and violent high-speed U-turn.