Alexanders Biscuits
@fierybiscuts.bsky.social
I’m a fat guy that lives in Texas and sometimes posts losts of NSFW stuff. I like video games and I collect Funko pops, action figures, and Dragon Ball statues and I have 4 cats.
Life Update
September 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Life Update
Is an old picture but someone once asked me what’s the most random thing I’ve collected since I’ve started collecting stuffs. These feckin Pokémon Pop-Tarts take the win by a long shot. They are from one of the first movies and I never opened ‘em. It’s silly but they mean a lot to me.
September 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Is an old picture but someone once asked me what’s the most random thing I’ve collected since I’ve started collecting stuffs. These feckin Pokémon Pop-Tarts take the win by a long shot. They are from one of the first movies and I never opened ‘em. It’s silly but they mean a lot to me.
So there’s never an easy way to ask this but due to crashing out at work and other life stuff - car breaking down, bills. I find myself in a lil’ problem where I don’t know how I can afford it. If you can help in any way, please let me know. I’ll take pictures, make videos, I just need a ‘lil help.
September 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
So there’s never an easy way to ask this but due to crashing out at work and other life stuff - car breaking down, bills. I find myself in a lil’ problem where I don’t know how I can afford it. If you can help in any way, please let me know. I’ll take pictures, make videos, I just need a ‘lil help.
no new pictures, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
no new pictures, where are you mentally?
I’m yapping and watching new ducks in a new pool! Come say hello and maybe name a duck?
Twitch.tv/Organic_Biscuits
Twitch.tv/Organic_Biscuits
August 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I’m yapping and watching new ducks in a new pool! Come say hello and maybe name a duck?
Twitch.tv/Organic_Biscuits
Twitch.tv/Organic_Biscuits
I slept in way too late today. But I also stayed up until like 5 so that didn’t help. I’m excited to have dinner with my folks later on and I’m thinking maybe I’ll play ducks tonight?
Been a while since I streamed ducks and I got the new expansions so it could be fuuuuun. :3
Been a while since I streamed ducks and I got the new expansions so it could be fuuuuun. :3
August 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I slept in way too late today. But I also stayed up until like 5 so that didn’t help. I’m excited to have dinner with my folks later on and I’m thinking maybe I’ll play ducks tonight?
Been a while since I streamed ducks and I got the new expansions so it could be fuuuuun. :3
Been a while since I streamed ducks and I got the new expansions so it could be fuuuuun. :3
Got my @dovahpig.bsky.social merch! Is my favorite mug now and I’ve got stickers to put on all of the things. :3
July 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Got my @dovahpig.bsky.social merch! Is my favorite mug now and I’ve got stickers to put on all of the things. :3
Is my birthday. I turned 35 today and it’s been a very nice, relaxing, rainy morning. Cheers to a wonderful day and I hope you all have a great start to your week. 💚
May 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Is my birthday. I turned 35 today and it’s been a very nice, relaxing, rainy morning. Cheers to a wonderful day and I hope you all have a great start to your week. 💚
Update! Everything is getting better, slowly but surely and my birthday is tomorrow! I’ll be turning 35 but I’m not sure what I’ll do after dinner with my parents. Maybe birthday duck stream? I did get new ducks…
May 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Update! Everything is getting better, slowly but surely and my birthday is tomorrow! I’ll be turning 35 but I’m not sure what I’ll do after dinner with my parents. Maybe birthday duck stream? I did get new ducks…
Sorry I haven’t posted much, family stuff came up and I’ve been spending a lot of time at my parents just helping around the house BUT here’s a couple of pictures I took on a whim. I swear this shirt used to get better. Maybe. It coulda shrunk in the wash (it didn’t) but MAYBE. >_>
April 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sorry I haven’t posted much, family stuff came up and I’ve been spending a lot of time at my parents just helping around the house BUT here’s a couple of pictures I took on a whim. I swear this shirt used to get better. Maybe. It coulda shrunk in the wash (it didn’t) but MAYBE. >_>
As before - no real choice just picking the first song from My Mix that I liked a majority of the songs…. “Infinity on High by Fall Out Boy” :D
March 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
As before - no real choice just picking the first song from My Mix that I liked a majority of the songs…. “Infinity on High by Fall Out Boy” :D
Is unlikely ‘cause of distance and monies, a con sounds fun but it’s just so far and unrealistic. :<
March 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Is unlikely ‘cause of distance and monies, a con sounds fun but it’s just so far and unrealistic. :<
I mean that’s one heckin’ expensive cuddle session ‘cause flyin’ ain’t cheap but cuddles are wonderful!
March 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I mean that’s one heckin’ expensive cuddle session ‘cause flyin’ ain’t cheap but cuddles are wonderful!
I’ll just add questions onto this link as I get them! Starting with this one!
Yes and no, one guy said he knew me and I was really cool, the other messaged me after he left the store and said “hai it was me”. Aside from that the others we had talked before and were just happy to see each other.
Yes and no, one guy said he knew me and I was really cool, the other messaged me after he left the store and said “hai it was me”. Aside from that the others we had talked before and were just happy to see each other.
March 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I’ll just add questions onto this link as I get them! Starting with this one!
Yes and no, one guy said he knew me and I was really cool, the other messaged me after he left the store and said “hai it was me”. Aside from that the others we had talked before and were just happy to see each other.
Yes and no, one guy said he knew me and I was really cool, the other messaged me after he left the store and said “hai it was me”. Aside from that the others we had talked before and were just happy to see each other.
I got the same thing! :3
March 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I got the same thing! :3
Also praise the short king, his name is Vegeta but everyone in my family pronounces it like the food Fajita but like with a V so like Va-hee-tah, makes no sense. My sister adopted him hoping the little munchkin cat would bond with her but he only loves my niece and hates everyone else! 😆
March 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Also praise the short king, his name is Vegeta but everyone in my family pronounces it like the food Fajita but like with a V so like Va-hee-tah, makes no sense. My sister adopted him hoping the little munchkin cat would bond with her but he only loves my niece and hates everyone else! 😆
SHOUT OUT TO RUNT! Her mom was my dog Roxie Hart (first picture), and she was truly bestest of the bestest dogs. She protected my mom from a big stray dog, she took care of the puppies that would randomly show up in my neighbors yard. She lived a long, wonderful, spoiled life and I miss her so much.
March 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
SHOUT OUT TO RUNT! Her mom was my dog Roxie Hart (first picture), and she was truly bestest of the bestest dogs. She protected my mom from a big stray dog, she took care of the puppies that would randomly show up in my neighbors yard. She lived a long, wonderful, spoiled life and I miss her so much.
And now our newest cat, a stray that hung out before the holidays, she wasn’t chipped so we adopted her. Her name is Marceline and she’s also obsessed with Devlin, I told him he is her Simon (from Adventure Time) an’ she made herself right at home the day we let her in.
March 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
And now our newest cat, a stray that hung out before the holidays, she wasn’t chipped so we adopted her. Her name is Marceline and she’s also obsessed with Devlin, I told him he is her Simon (from Adventure Time) an’ she made herself right at home the day we let her in.
It’s a Jovie! A rescue kitten, she’s a handful and her meow when she’s hungry sounds like she’s saying “uh-oh”. She attacks the lights we have hanging up and she’s a little goblin but I’m glad we saved her from a bad environment.
March 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
It’s a Jovie! A rescue kitten, she’s a handful and her meow when she’s hungry sounds like she’s saying “uh-oh”. She attacks the lights we have hanging up and she’s a little goblin but I’m glad we saved her from a bad environment.
Is Maka. Named after the Scythe Meister from Soul Eater, she’s a menace and yells SO MUCH but she’s wonderful and very cuddly and crazy obsessed with Devlin. She will bully me and sometimes will lay in my spot on the bed and refuse to move until I leave and then she’ll go back to sleeping on Devlin.
March 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Is Maka. Named after the Scythe Meister from Soul Eater, she’s a menace and yells SO MUCH but she’s wonderful and very cuddly and crazy obsessed with Devlin. She will bully me and sometimes will lay in my spot on the bed and refuse to move until I leave and then she’ll go back to sleeping on Devlin.
This is Jo. We thought she was a little lady but turned out to be an old man, he sadly wasn’t with us long but we took care of him and even bought him a little house. We have a little clay thingy with his paw print. I sat outside with him one day for like 6 hours and played Pokémon on my switch.
March 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
This is Jo. We thought she was a little lady but turned out to be an old man, he sadly wasn’t with us long but we took care of him and even bought him a little house. We have a little clay thingy with his paw print. I sat outside with him one day for like 6 hours and played Pokémon on my switch.
This is our oldest cat Clementine, I named her after the Walking Dead character and she’s my little sweet pea. Devlin found her in the parking lot at his old job and his manager wanted her gone but he managed to get her in a box and brought her home and she’s been with us for a long time.
March 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
This is our oldest cat Clementine, I named her after the Walking Dead character and she’s my little sweet pea. Devlin found her in the parking lot at his old job and his manager wanted her gone but he managed to get her in a box and brought her home and she’s been with us for a long time.
Devlin took this picture when I wasn’t paying attention. Because it’s cold the cats have been super cuddly, Jovie now sleeps on my lap pretty much every day and Clementine flops against me or just climbs on top of me.
January 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Devlin took this picture when I wasn’t paying attention. Because it’s cold the cats have been super cuddly, Jovie now sleeps on my lap pretty much every day and Clementine flops against me or just climbs on top of me.