we really need to stop saying “arrested” by ICE. the word you’re looking for is “kidnapped”.

There is a very special place in hell for folks who talk on speaker phone in public places. Don’t get mad at me for responding to your conversation… you have made it clear this is a public conversation and I WILL be adding to the chat

Can we please normalize just taking care of your teeth as you normally do the day of your appointment? Especially if it’s just a cleaning. Like why am I brushing for the dentist when they’re gonna brush my teeth midday?! I’m eating lunch then going to the dentist. Fuck outta here

Just nanny things in the pick up line today iykyk
Practically perfect in every way

Get you a man who gets you a free 5-gallon jug of water from one of his jobs cause you ran out at home 🫶

I wonder if El0n gets to watch while M3lania d0mmes D0nny T 🤔

right lol

Dudes I’m just wondering when everyone else’s let them eat cake moment will happen…. Mine happened in 2019 (which in hindsight is a little too late in life for me but I’m here now) but I’ll be here waiting with the tools and blueprints for those big devices that can chop massive… melons?! 🤕🔪

Just here showing off the earrings @mslolasbazaar.bsky.social made 💚 so talented 😍

Also I fucking love that I am given the option to write alt text for images on this app!
I <3 @bsky.app

The light in my apt is changing and I am being the kitty cat I am and following it around today just sunning myself 🥰🐈‍⬛

Just asked the hardware store employee if the nails and screws I just picked up will rust - he tried to get me to get ones that don’t but then I told him I want them to rust with a smile on my face. He was definitely a little scared of me after that ☺️🐈‍⬛🧙🏻

Sex is great but have you ever gotten an owner of a cyb*rtr*ck to roll down there window and then boo them?!

@mslolasbazaar.bsky.social is an amazing human full of resources always and especially now - please go follow for help, resources and tips 🙏 I’m always learning such expansive things from this gorgeous Sagittarius 💘

I trust the timing of my life. Always. I may not like it, but I trust it 🙏✨

You know how like you know your chart really well and then all of a sudden and transit happens to a spot in your chart and creates an aspect to another planet in your natal chart and it’s like omg I’ve had that aspect this whole time and you discover something new about yourself? That shit is fun 😎

Yesterday my Libra partner sent me a photo of his feet with a sock on one foot and nothing on the other and he said “I got hot and now balance is restored”

👀⚖️😂 astrology is real dude