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fiendshape.hyper.wang
Five guys cryptids and what rhymes with that
@fiendshape.hyper.wang
🔞🔞 The NSFW stuff. I'm putting it here. 🔞🔞
Spiral Knights Gremlin enthusiast | 36 | Some sort of five plural cryptid(s)
Haver of godawful Steam names
Current Gremlin OC count: 68

Av by @platinumeggs.bsky.social
Was told 'blob pyrodrgn' so HERE'S EXACTLY THAT

The shiniest, heaviest cryptid you know by @bootfromtv.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Forgot how large I made her.
January 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
January 9, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Was told to post the 'shape, so I did! Eventually...

@saphiros.hyper.wang did these
January 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Went on to do a quest
Won a game anyway
January 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Sometimes we do insane things for the love of the game.
Or, sometimes, an alter takes over to lock the fuck in.
January 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I'm bringing back the classic
The one YOU did,
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Reminder:
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
You know what, since I have a lotta hypermuscle Pyrodrgn stuff, lets just do a batch so you can live off them for a few days.

In order, if bsky doesn't flub it;
@guzreuef.bsky.social
@peb01.bsky.social
@ritzberetta.bsky.social (who specifically asked for huge pyrodrgn)
@marvolk.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
January 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Catching back up, slowly,
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Truly tragic
December 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fuck it, go ahead.
December 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Nothing like offering to help with an SS13 event and getting completely forgot about among the other volunteers
December 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Quite the shift
December 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Do you think even Baldric can have a good day

Canonically, no, but,
December 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Forgot I could grow my own helpers
December 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Peanis weanis, and amusingly the first ever 'hey can there be a smaller penis for once' in art. Paz thinks it's fine he has other parts and it can always be drawn larger.

Again by @saphiros.hyper.wang
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hey so a fifth alter has hit the brainspace and they're a Louie because of the Bomberman obsessing. This is Paz. The game-obsessed and mindless MMO grinding one.
And maybe the one that jacks off a lot. I'll put the benis one under this post

@saphiros.hyper.wang did these say thank you
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This Deadzone Rogue is nothin to me man
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I don't know what Gnosia is
December 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Holy shit what a deep cut
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Now playing Anthology of the Killer
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Merry easter Xbox

@moteofash.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
God I think I'm the stupidest fucker alive what the fuck is the solution
December 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM