I don’t visit this app much, but Ron was unusually cooperative last night and let me take this weirdly perfect photo.

I’ve had this song stuck in my head for an unacceptably long time. The video confirms my suspicions: the backing vocalist got all the chicks.

I had a dream where there was a video game called Bruce Willis. It had an image of Bruce Willis that had its arms folded and kept saying “Bruce Willis.” The goal was to see how many hairs you could pluck from his arm before he said “Bruce Willis” again.

Do I know any game developers?

This aged well.

The Beatles won a Grammy last night for Best Rock Performance.

If you praise The Beatles and it somehow pisses me off, you’ve fucked up in ways that I didn’t think were possible. .

How did I not know about this?

Just a reminder that the only thing holding you back is yourself.

Pending.

So gonna walk away from Facebook, for reason that I probably don't need to clarify.

I don't want this post to be too didactic, so here's a picture of John Travolta taken during his unsuccessful bid to join The Replacements.

TIL that the guy who sings Rocky’s songs in Rocky Horror played Jesus in the Australian production of Jesus Christ Superstar.

Talk about typecasting.

Hi.