If Trump’s lips were moving, he had to be doing his specialty: involuntary dissociation.

Canada should call Trump’s bluff. Not the 51st state but rather States 52 through 64. Plus conditioned on Puerto Rico becoming state 51 before the new Canadian states.

Wait until he tried to get his plane fueled. There will be no one on the tarmac.

I would be happy for the Oscars to feature celebs in work boots and safety vests dispensing care packages and meals. If you win you get to make a presentation then go back to work. After parties are for serving water and meals to firefighters.

Kissing the ring? That is a euphemism, right?

The age of the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing. Musk: have more kids. RFK: but don’t vaccinate them so the die young.

Take a class on geriatric patient care. It is a growth industry.

Skip the turkey. Let the firemen enjoy their meal.

I became an ex-pat in 2016. Catch up people.