Chris
fieldbean.bsky.social
Chris
@fieldbean.bsky.social
Looking for the strawberry
Proper Yorkshire
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I've requested that she whistles down a pitshaft for a fast bowler
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Before he put on weight
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
He has it within him to be the next Tim Montgomerie.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I wonder how those women feel about their menfolk lusting after 14 year old waifs? Relieved or can we hope for a Stepford Wives denouement?
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Family of the groom outfit from my brother in law's wedding. Sadly I wasn't there but I still got the suit. I hope you have a spectacular headpiece to go with your dress.
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I believe the traditional amount for a case like this is a farthing
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
He's foreign born but he has the right race memories 🤷
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 AM
It's sexual
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
He's going to get confused, sue Venezuela and bomb Shepherds Bush.
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
They were elected to be good but they've turned evil
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 AM
The remaining Labour members may be as detached as the remaining Tories. Stick a quid on Shabana.
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Get Sara Cox to front it with Kevin Shinfield
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Can it answer the ultimate relationship/fashion question "Do I look fat in this?"
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Presumably they still think 'we' will come back.
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
🙏
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Dress up. Everyone older than you is Auntie/Uncle. It will be fun
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
And your government posting It's literally going to murder people?
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Right papers complaining the government isn't mean enough to immigrants and asylum seekers is driving voters towards the Greens and LDs🤦‍♂️
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Gettysburg? Thought that was renamed Chancellorsville?
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
They make the bike unstable. I have an armed AI drone. Some reason it hates Range Rovers.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They should get some sort of award for that
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My sort of guy👍
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I take full responsibility. Just ignore it. Epic fail.
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I guess that didn't work too well
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM