Been in Austin for 3 days. Can’t wait to go home and smoke all my girlfriend’s weed (take one hit from her pen and cough for 6 minutes but I DONT CRY cause I’m strong and sneaky (I’m a Spy and a pirate (but a pirate like One Piece not like real life (scary)))

My dad’s adorable big fluff cat “Artemis”. I’ve never been able to get a picture that gets across how big he is haha. Sweet little thing, but will not let you go to the bathroom without giving him attention

I probably won’t follow through, but I wanna make a 50 Manga list to review in 2024, any recommendations?

Not me desperately looking for hope and beauty in the smallest places to try and outweigh the constantly disheartening man made atrocities of daily life 🙄 smh

Reposting

Desperately holding back the urge to lecture my coworkers on the Milli Vanilli controversy and why it is not the same thing as artists with auto tune

Oh fuck yes oh shit We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions by Queen are playing on the radio oh fuck oh shit yesssss I fuckin love hearing this shit it never gets old

Who the fuck is classic rock radio for

okay girls, whos ready to jill off her shenis

I accidentally called macaroni “McDonald’s” but I’m too high to know if this is really really dumb or just a little dumb