Grant Watson
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Grant Watson
@fictionmachine.bsky.social
Rotten Tomatoes-accredited film critic. Award-winning playwright. Noted international education analyst. Serviceable theatre director. Has multiple sclerosis.
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From memory Warner Bros made Ritchie cut at least 40 minutes from it.
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Honestly? It has a very simple, easy-to-follow story, people like dinosaurs, and unlike the three previous ones treats the dinosaurs like big animals rather than monsters.

It isn't a patch of the first two JP movies, but I preferred it over the other four.
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I am reasonably certain one's liver would gain sentience, scramble up the throat, and move abroad.
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The image in my head was of spiral stairs all the way to the top! :-)
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
That sounds familiar.
November 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Radiance.
October 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
These are all good names. Big fan of Nadia Tass and Rachel Perkins too.
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM