Chris 🔞 CRAB 🦀
ficcyboi.bsky.social
Chris 🔞 CRAB 🦀
@ficcyboi.bsky.social
🔞 I’m Chris. I’m here to horny post, retweet funny stuff or porn, and hopefully make some new friends.
26, He/Him, straight
I’ve got a feeling that her milk tastes like hot dog water.
November 7, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I’m very simple. Strong man with big stick hit thing really hard.
Unga bunga.
October 20, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I can’t wait to get back into the game. I wanna do so much dumb shit.
I loved just casually picking people up and throwing them.
October 20, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Yeah.
But hey, we have an excuse to start over now. It’ll suck not having my extremely overpowered orc who could potentially be suffering from brain damage, but Y’know.
October 19, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I was fine, and I was on steam deck.

With her boyfriend being a huge tech nerd, he went through every single thing that could cause the issue, and nothing fixed it.
Around the time, it apparently crapped out for a lot of people and might be patched, but we haven’t gotten back on since then.
October 19, 2024 at 11:21 PM
We were at the big city which is basically the last act, and the friend we were playing with had an issue with her game. It just wasn’t loading the city for some reason.
We couldn’t even finish that shit.
Admittedly we fucked up a lot of stuff in our save, but still.
October 19, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I think I’d like to write a story at some point. DND plot though, I dunno. I’ve had ideas in my head ever since I was a kid and I’ve never done anything with them.
One of my friends has a DND story written out, but we haven’t done anything with it yet. I wanna play dnd for the first time maaan.
October 19, 2024 at 11:15 PM
To write anything. Constantly being dropped for someone else made me feel like shit.

I still Rp today, but not on Twitter, and it’s with one person. And lewd. Can’t help it—
But yeah, kinda abandoned that a long time ago.
October 19, 2024 at 11:09 PM
My life kinda went to shit at 10, so the internet became a constant for me. Have no idea where Rp came into the equation when I made an account, but it did.
I’m thankful to say that I have a few friends who’ve been with me ever since then. We’re basically family.

Pretty much what killed my urge—
October 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I’d get jailed constantly. Being a lonely kid with no friends makes it pretty easy to make reply after reply.

I still can’t believe how long ago that was. I’m only 26, but I feel old as hell when I think about just how much has changed.
October 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Simpler times.
Yet some weird ass times.
October 19, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Oh yeah, I remember when that shit was annoying.
I used to Rp (stupid I know) and we would make accounts dedicated to being locked out. We’d call it a jailed account.

Think I was 14? Or something like that?
October 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Oh. God damn.

I remember when Twitter was moving at the same kinda pace. Limited amounts of tweets in a day, a layout that looked pretty bad now that I look back at it.
Kinda reminds me of that.
October 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Oooh. Okay. I’m still getting acclimated to this app, so I know next to nothing.
Seems blue sky has some issues if still needs to air out.
October 19, 2024 at 10:47 PM
The whole feed thing. Can you elaborate a little bit? I dunno if you mean your following feed or you’re referring to something exclusive to this site or something.

I’m a bit dumb.
October 19, 2024 at 10:44 PM
What do you mean by merge feeds?

Also hi.
October 19, 2024 at 10:41 PM
It feels nice, but feels kinda alien to me since I don’t have my usual art and memes on the timeline.
It’s gonna take so long to fix that…
October 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM