drumph is getting rid of school nurses but doubling the number of guys whose job it is to smear one booger in every library book

they're installing some sort of mosquito breeding wetland patch near my apartment

I just Viewed the Amazon Basics - Russet Potato on the Amazon App:

ghost peeper #october

im officially german (not real) cuz i like lager so much

white cat 🐾

makin that mindcraft fall damage grunt whenever i see an attractive person

let's just say.... life has come around

kid in 2085 (doing community service at old folks home talking to millennial and gen z seniors afflicted with late stage ADHD/microplastic exposure): So what was it like to live in the golden age of Electro Swing and City Pop?
me: *believing i'm telling the truth* Oh the clubs were lit

youtube algorithm is too smooth

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

LCJ will be patched into the death stranding universe after kojima and lights bond over their love of paddington and shawn the sheep