Fib
@fib.monster
Pesky enby imp-cat, fiend with benefits.
"He" or "they". Alt of Soli, Drat. PFP by @booshieboo.bsky.social
"He" or "they". Alt of Soli, Drat. PFP by @booshieboo.bsky.social
The x butthole just makes me laugh so much 😺
January 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
The x butthole just makes me laugh so much 😺
[Hits censor bar like it’s a telegram spoiler]
January 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
[Hits censor bar like it’s a telegram spoiler]
Crispy shredded duck pancakes it is, then.
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Crispy shredded duck pancakes it is, then.
Should’ve autocorrected “smart” to “shart” :3
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Should’ve autocorrected “smart” to “shart” :3
I’m here for the dumb-dog catalogue. I guess he just slid in on his knees from stage left and something is about to fall on him. But if he got away with it this time… well it’s christmas: he can be fine for once too
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m here for the dumb-dog catalogue. I guess he just slid in on his knees from stage left and something is about to fall on him. But if he got away with it this time… well it’s christmas: he can be fine for once too
The 1989 Tim Burton Batman. Yikes.
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The 1989 Tim Burton Batman. Yikes.
Oh my eyes, if only this wasn’t labelled extreme sexual content, I’d never have seen it 😺
December 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Oh my eyes, if only this wasn’t labelled extreme sexual content, I’d never have seen it 😺
Is it your job to make sure shifts are covered? I am thinking not. Am thinking it’s maybe theirs, and being shitty at you is very dumb. Thinking they are arguing themselves out of a job. Perhaps the other things they’re supposed to do are also dumb and easy without needing to be shitty to folks?
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Is it your job to make sure shifts are covered? I am thinking not. Am thinking it’s maybe theirs, and being shitty at you is very dumb. Thinking they are arguing themselves out of a job. Perhaps the other things they’re supposed to do are also dumb and easy without needing to be shitty to folks?
Because Nutella is a trademark? 😺
December 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Because Nutella is a trademark? 😺
Hope so. If it actually involves receiving that delivery… oof.
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hope so. If it actually involves receiving that delivery… oof.
Yes, yes it is. Keep questing.
December 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yes, yes it is. Keep questing.
Just check your roof when you get home.
December 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just check your roof when you get home.
I’m sure you know cus it’s 2025, but spunk means cum in the UK, hence the distressingly dark comedy of stuff like this :P
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’m sure you know cus it’s 2025, but spunk means cum in the UK, hence the distressingly dark comedy of stuff like this :P