FH Stevens
fhstevens.bsky.social
FH Stevens
@fhstevens.bsky.social
Turbonerd - glottophile - wordsmith - worldsmith - Master of Dungeons - TCG guy - cibumancer - he/him - aro - caregiver to thousands of 'pods, Amoretta, and Isami

Webzone: fhstevens.com
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/fhstevens
In case you aren't feeling antiquated enough these days:

StarCraft 2 is now older than StarCraft was at StarCraft 2's launch
February 5, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Alien is a damn fine film

Aliens is better
February 1, 2024 at 5:26 AM
February 1, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Modern Horizons tokens are the most annoying things to sort
January 11, 2024 at 12:34 AM
#Lexember 31 #conlang
Theme: Celebration

Cemel riichnao

lagol [ɭagoɭ] n. celebration (lag "joy" + kol "time")
cekol [çekoɭ] n. 1 beginning; 2 birthday (cen "being" + kol)
ymkol [aimkoɭ] n. wedding (ym "paper" + kol; i.e. confetti-time)
bemeth [bemeð] n. feast (bem "largeness" + ibeth "food")
December 31, 2023 at 7:49 AM
#Lexember 30 #conlang
Theme:NONE
Cemel riichnao

adochyr [adoɦaiɹ] v. to be tempted (adoch "temptation"+-yr PASS VBZ)
tefim [tefim] n. reverse (tef "reversal"+-im NMZ)
zozour [zozouɹ] v. to disrupt (zozo "mistake"+-ur INST VBZ)
erad [eɹad] adj. loose (er "freedom"+-ad ADJZ)
ychok [aiɦok} n. contempt
December 30, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night to nearly $200 in card sales because some Grixis pirates EDH gamer wants copies of Phyrexian Arena *and* Dockside Extortionist *and* Pirated Copy in addition to one-ofs of less pricy and less chase cardboard rectangles
December 29, 2023 at 9:37 AM
#Lexember 29 #conlang
Theme: Things On Your Head

Cemel riichnao

gezal [gezaɭ] n. hood
zechet [zeɦet] n. louse
zekvak [zekvak] n. bandana (zeku "head" + vak "rope")
ochotij [oɦotiʒ] n. veil (ochon "face" + tinaj "cloth")
zechoim [zeɦoim] n. helmet (zeku + cho "hardness" + -im NMZ)
December 29, 2023 at 9:19 AM
Post a banger that isn't in English
December 28, 2023 at 10:18 AM
#Lexember 28 #conlang
Theme: Booze

Cemel riichnao

cynath [çainað] n. contraband
cynathar [çainaðaɹ] v. to smuggle (cynath + -ar ACT VBZ)
najtak [naʒtak] n. alchemy (naj "thing" + tak "change")
alamtak [aɭamtak] n. brewing (alam "water" + tak)
alamtakar [aɭamtakaɹ] v. to brew (alamtak + -ar)
December 28, 2023 at 10:10 AM
#Lexember 27 #conlang
Theme: Things That Wake You Up

Cemel riichnao

vucak [vuçak] n. alarm
torcad [toɹçad] n. earthquake (tor "earth" + cad "attack")
ichirit [iɦiɹit] n. insomnia
vekven [vekven] n. trumpet
zekzach [zekzaɦ] n. headache (zeku "head" + zach "pain")
December 27, 2023 at 10:22 AM
#Lexember 26 #conlang
Theme: Wonder and Wander

Cemel riichnao

chtobir [ɦtobiɹ] v. to be lost (chtob "nowhere" + -ir RFLX VBZ)
tobyr [tobaiɹ] v. to wander (tob "place" + -yr PASS VBZ)
torcim [toɹçim] n. survey (tor "earth" + cim "knowledge")
varac [vaɹaç] n. stroll
cychem [çaiɦem] n. mystery
December 26, 2023 at 6:35 AM
BONUS IDIOMONDAY

Giltip darad pelovi riiad cen

[giɭtip daɹad peɭovi ɹiiad çen]

giltip dar-ad pelov-i rii-ad cen

chicken two-ADJZ pot-inside one-ADJZ is

"There are (or we are) two chickens in one pot"

People who would sacrifice everything for one another
December 25, 2023 at 11:51 PM
🎵Silent Hill
Unholy hill
All is dead
Pyramid Head🎵
December 25, 2023 at 11:23 PM
#Lexember 25 #conlang
Theme: Pointy Things

Cemel riichnao

pochal [poɦaɭ] n fang
neacemel [neaçemeɭ] n. satire
chalajat [ɦaɭaʒat] n. porcupine (chal "sharpness" + rajat "squirrel")
nitboch [nitboɦ] n. trident (nit "three" + bocha "spear")
baoch [baoɦ] n. critique (baoc "note" + -ch MAL)
December 25, 2023 at 7:21 AM
#Lexember 24 #conlang
Theme: Sight

Cemel riichnao

jatyldotadim [ʒataiɭdotadim] n. telescope (jatyl "distance"+dot "sight"+-adim)
dotafadim [dotafadim] n. glasses (dot+af "help"+-adim)
doluchor [doɭuɦoɹ] v. to blind (doluch "blindness"+-or MAL VBZ)
lanaj [ɭanaʒ] n. image
lancha [ɭanɦa] n. illusion
December 24, 2023 at 7:24 AM
#Lexember 23 #conlang
Theme: Infrastructure

Cemel riichnao

alcham [aɭɦam] n. sewage (alam "water" + -ch MAL interfix)
almith [aɭmið] n. aqueduct (alam + ith "path")
alchith [aɭɦið] n. sewer
nyder [naideɹ] v. to transport (nyd "transportation" + -er NEUT VBZ)
dycuk [daiçuk] n. port
December 23, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by FH Stevens
Alpha news is a Minnesota-based right-wing pseudo-news site that has ties to the Koch Network and multiple far-right personalities.It has repeatedly doxed children and others in an effort to target them for far-right harassment campaigns and manufacturing fake reports about how dangerous Mpls is
December 23, 2023 at 5:10 PM
#Lexember 22 #conlang
Theme: Starts With /k/

Cemel riichnao

vinnith [vinnið] n. kite (vin "air" + nith "sheet")
bavar [bavaɹ] v. to climb (bav "height" + -ar ACT VBZ)
ygolur [aigoɭuɹ] v. to comfort (ygol "emotion" + -ur INST VBZ)
jyduvim [ʒaiduvim] n. clue (jyduv "clarity" + -im NMZ)
December 22, 2023 at 10:08 AM
#Lexember 21 #conlang
Theme: Censorship & Taboo

Cemel riichnao

negemad [negemad] adj. illegal (ne NEG + gemad "proper")
pacir [paçiɹ] v. to elope (pac "silver, death" + -ir RFLX VBZ)
ovonchle [ovonɦɭe] n. forbidden knowledge (ovon "feces" + -ch MAL interfix + le "magic")
December 21, 2023 at 5:36 PM
#Lexember 20 #conlang
Theme: NONE

Cemel riichnao

ychad [aiɦad] adj. passive
cyvithim [çaiviðim] n. trunk (anat.)
icopur [içopuɹ] v. to market (icop "information" + -ur INST VBZ)
totem [totem] n. climate (tob "place" + tomen "weather")
juchir [ʒuɦiɹ] v. to trip (juch "down" + -ir RFLX VBZ)
December 20, 2023 at 7:12 AM
Quoteskeet with a game that's nostalgic to you
December 19, 2023 at 11:11 AM
#Lexember 19 #conlang
Theme: Berries and Vegetables

Cemel riichnao

agiljed [agiɭʒed] n. tomato (agil "meat" + rulejed "berry")
luzuk [ɭuzuk] n. stalk
kytal [kaitaɭ] n. freshness
ikdag [ikdag] n. beet
chomjed [ɦomʒed] n. cranberry (choma "swamp" + rulejed)
December 19, 2023 at 11:00 AM
BONUS IDIOMONDAY

Ce albaar tej kolejamen jachbomchad yuo

[çe aɭbaaɹ teʒ koɭeʒamen ʒaɦbomɦad aiuo]

ce albaar tej kolejam-en jach-bomch-ad yuo

PRS drank part wine-from very-badness-ADJZ HORT

"You should drink some terrible wine"

Recalibrate your expectations
December 18, 2023 at 4:49 PM
#Lexember 18 #conlang
Theme: Antiquity

Cemel riichnao

chacigol [ɦaçigoɭ] n. fossil
kynaj [kainaʒ] n. relic
celatam [çeɭatam] n. pyramid (celak "triangle" + tam "cube")
kynar [kainaɹ] v. to excavate (kyn "past" + -ar ACT VBZ)
ycikelov [aiçikeɭov] n. urn (ycik "memory" + pelov "pot")
December 18, 2023 at 4:28 PM