Retired Steve Spurrier
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The Head Ball Coach, almost; a loving parody. Go Gators! And Gamecocks! And Dukies! And Bandits! And Apollos! And so forth and so on.
It's been a while since the Dukies won themselves a championship, ain't it?
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It's been a while since the Dukies won themselves a championship, ain't it?
That never gets old, does it?
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
That never gets old, does it?
Well, the season's not all bad if we beat them Nollies. Ain't that right, Mick?
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Well, the season's not all bad if we beat them Nollies. Ain't that right, Mick?
Well, at least Spurrier's Gridiron Grill is serving brunch tomorrow. With an omelette bar and so on and so forth.
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Well, at least Spurrier's Gridiron Grill is serving brunch tomorrow. With an omelette bar and so on and so forth.
Well, it ain't ideal.
October 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Well, it ain't ideal.
I can think of another reason, my man
April 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I can think of another reason, my man
Well, I guess if your name is Queen you don't have to bounce that basketball more than once or twice per half.
March 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Well, I guess if your name is Queen you don't have to bounce that basketball more than once or twice per half.
Well, as somebody without a real rooting interest, I can't say I've been particularly entertained by any of these college or NFL playoff games as of yet.
January 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Well, as somebody without a real rooting interest, I can't say I've been particularly entertained by any of these college or NFL playoff games as of yet.
Is it possible to watch too much mediocre college football in one day? Hopefully not, or a lot of us are gonna be in trouble and so forth
December 29, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Is it possible to watch too much mediocre college football in one day? Hopefully not, or a lot of us are gonna be in trouble and so forth
Anybody remember the 1995 Fiesta Bowl?
December 27, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Anybody remember the 1995 Fiesta Bowl?
Well, hopefully the sport of football will recover from the Seahawk Bears game I just watched. Might take a little while
December 27, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Well, hopefully the sport of football will recover from the Seahawk Bears game I just watched. Might take a little while
Well, if you're keeping score at home, that's Florida 33, Tulane 0, and the referees 8
December 21, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Well, if you're keeping score at home, that's Florida 33, Tulane 0, and the referees 8
I'm not one to tell the current Florida coach what to do, but if Napier is looking for an offensive coordinator, I know some guys
December 20, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I'm not one to tell the current Florida coach what to do, but if Napier is looking for an offensive coordinator, I know some guys
Well, this ain't been what I would call a beautiful ball game, but at least we're not losing. Lagway is playing like a freshman for once
December 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Well, this ain't been what I would call a beautiful ball game, but at least we're not losing. Lagway is playing like a freshman for once
Well, hope Coach Mullen does ok in Vegas. They have a lot of fancy places out there but I'll bet he'll miss some of the perks of being the Gators' head coach
December 13, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Well, hope Coach Mullen does ok in Vegas. They have a lot of fancy places out there but I'll bet he'll miss some of the perks of being the Gators' head coach
Thanks for skipping over the middle part of the move from Gainesville to Columbia, my man
December 13, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Thanks for skipping over the middle part of the move from Gainesville to Columbia, my man
That's a good question, ain't it?
December 1, 2024 at 4:29 PM
That's a good question, ain't it?
Well, it's not our job to keep our guys from planting the flag, it's their job to try to stop us
December 1, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Well, it's not our job to keep our guys from planting the flag, it's their job to try to stop us
Well, I kinda wanna needle the Semis some more but I almost feel sorry. Then I remember Mickey Andrews telling his players to hurt QBs and Darnell Dockett twisting Ernest Graham's knee and so forth and all the sympathy goes away real quick
December 1, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Well, I kinda wanna needle the Semis some more but I almost feel sorry. Then I remember Mickey Andrews telling his players to hurt QBs and Darnell Dockett twisting Ernest Graham's knee and so forth and all the sympathy goes away real quick
I'm glad this is not a close game because the referees are the only group out there having a worst game than the Semis
December 1, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I'm glad this is not a close game because the referees are the only group out there having a worst game than the Semis
Is it too late to get half a hundred on Ron Zook Field? Well, probably, but hopefully we give it a go
December 1, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Is it too late to get half a hundred on Ron Zook Field? Well, probably, but hopefully we give it a go
Well, you have to remember that Lagway is still a freshman, but this is the worst game he's played as a Gator and it ain't even close.
December 1, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Well, you have to remember that Lagway is still a freshman, but this is the worst game he's played as a Gator and it ain't even close.
Well, the Gators are clearly the better team but we're missing plays and getting guys hurt and this that and the other to keep FSU in the game. Hopefully we don't suffer from the curse of rivalry week
December 1, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Well, the Gators are clearly the better team but we're missing plays and getting guys hurt and this that and the other to keep FSU in the game. Hopefully we don't suffer from the curse of rivalry week
I'm partial to those old Heisman House commercials, myself
December 1, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I'm partial to those old Heisman House commercials, myself