As a person who works the industry these are my thoughts on the Starbucks union...
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
As a person who works the industry these are my thoughts on the Starbucks union...
Hey, can we go ahead and make the world less shit, so that I can be on the internet and not hear about how shit the world is? Just asking...
October 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Hey, can we go ahead and make the world less shit, so that I can be on the internet and not hear about how shit the world is? Just asking...
Sometimes I just want to go home and smell the tuna...
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sometimes I just want to go home and smell the tuna...
Me, being asleep all day and then jumping on Bluesky at work right now...
October 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me, being asleep all day and then jumping on Bluesky at work right now...
"Council is the last thing an accused person should lack in a free country..."
Just thought I'd catch up on watching John Adams on HBO, no reason, really...
Just thought I'd catch up on watching John Adams on HBO, no reason, really...
September 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM
"Council is the last thing an accused person should lack in a free country..."
Just thought I'd catch up on watching John Adams on HBO, no reason, really...
Just thought I'd catch up on watching John Adams on HBO, no reason, really...
I don't know why, but for some reason, I feel like having a Natty Light...
September 14, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I don't know why, but for some reason, I feel like having a Natty Light...
Working retail has gotten especially bad over the past 10 years, and now it's even worse because I get to listen to MAGA clowns get verbally abusive about the prices of things... Like this is all their fault, and they are yelling at me about it...
September 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Working retail has gotten especially bad over the past 10 years, and now it's even worse because I get to listen to MAGA clowns get verbally abusive about the prices of things... Like this is all their fault, and they are yelling at me about it...
I feel like whoever makes the chill pill would be making a fortune in this day and age... it just feels like everybody needs one...
September 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I feel like whoever makes the chill pill would be making a fortune in this day and age... it just feels like everybody needs one...
Customer: "Don't you get bored having these (self checkout) here?"
Me: "No, I've got two thumbs. I like twiddling."
Me: "No, I've got two thumbs. I like twiddling."
August 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Customer: "Don't you get bored having these (self checkout) here?"
Me: "No, I've got two thumbs. I like twiddling."
Me: "No, I've got two thumbs. I like twiddling."
When you wake, bake, and make... breakfast at 8pm, because you got excited about having Chinese food leftovers...
August 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
When you wake, bake, and make... breakfast at 8pm, because you got excited about having Chinese food leftovers...
I do a lot of my best work at, uhm, work... scrolling through Bluesky and Reddit memes, then reposting those to FB to make my MAGA relatives and friends angry for not liking fascism... I'm just now realizing maybe I should do my job? NAH!!!
August 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I do a lot of my best work at, uhm, work... scrolling through Bluesky and Reddit memes, then reposting those to FB to make my MAGA relatives and friends angry for not liking fascism... I'm just now realizing maybe I should do my job? NAH!!!
"They come on croissants? I didn't know we had such class in this dump!"
July 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
"They come on croissants? I didn't know we had such class in this dump!"
I need to start bringing something to be more creative during the downtime at work, instead of the unfortunate news that is posted on every page, group, and site I look at while here...
July 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I need to start bringing something to be more creative during the downtime at work, instead of the unfortunate news that is posted on every page, group, and site I look at while here...
If we could make life easier for everyone, then why don't we?
Also, why are there people who try to fight against it?
Also, why are there people who try to fight against it?
July 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If we could make life easier for everyone, then why don't we?
Also, why are there people who try to fight against it?
Also, why are there people who try to fight against it?
I wish real life had the same kind of physical rules as a Tex Avery cartoon... that doesn't make me weird, right? Right?
July 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I wish real life had the same kind of physical rules as a Tex Avery cartoon... that doesn't make me weird, right? Right?
Written in the winter and fits best in picture mode...
July 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Written in the winter and fits best in picture mode...
I don't like Oreo's because I don't like chocolate...
a statue of a lion is sitting on a stone ledge
ALT: a statue of a lion is sitting on a stone ledge
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June 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I don't like Oreo's because I don't like chocolate...
I don't want this to be the place I come to complain about work, but the one snack I liked is the one that is getting removed... 😒
June 29, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I don't want this to be the place I come to complain about work, but the one snack I liked is the one that is getting removed... 😒
When you try to explain to your cousin who voted for all of this that their favorite hero (Captain America) would be against the nonsense and he yells at you that he'd be going after the woke hivemind, you start to realize how villains get their henchmen...
June 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When you try to explain to your cousin who voted for all of this that their favorite hero (Captain America) would be against the nonsense and he yells at you that he'd be going after the woke hivemind, you start to realize how villains get their henchmen...
Democrats after Trump's administration has done something illegal...
a group of people are sitting around a table with the words right this calls for immediate discussion
ALT: a group of people are sitting around a table with the words right this calls for immediate discussion
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June 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Democrats after Trump's administration has done something illegal...
I remember as a kid my siblings and I got away with watching R rated movies because we would watch them first with our parents on TV with all of the "bad parts" taken out and then rent them from Blockbuster...
June 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I remember as a kid my siblings and I got away with watching R rated movies because we would watch them first with our parents on TV with all of the "bad parts" taken out and then rent them from Blockbuster...
That one Destiny's Child song that sounds like someone is wearing suction cups and running along the ceiling... it's always fun when it comes on...
June 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
That one Destiny's Child song that sounds like someone is wearing suction cups and running along the ceiling... it's always fun when it comes on...
When people start showing up to the store like it's a Monday on a Saturday...
June 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
When people start showing up to the store like it's a Monday on a Saturday...
I don't know, if you're comparing your invention to sliced bread, I'm kind of thinking it's not so great... Sliced bread is mostly boring...
June 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I don't know, if you're comparing your invention to sliced bread, I'm kind of thinking it's not so great... Sliced bread is mostly boring...
Guys, can we get back to me dropping my taco on the floor being the worst part of life agan?
June 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Guys, can we get back to me dropping my taco on the floor being the worst part of life agan?