FGC is really full of dudes who go to the park to yell at the people playing basketball for not being NBA draft prospects.

Not quite. It's a license key on cart. The game isn't on it but you still need the cart inserted to play. You can also trade and resell it unlike a normal digital key.

I'm using tilt controls

AFRONOVA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExDS...

I'm trying to play video games man. If I wanted to watch a movie I'd go do that instead