Cave Cattum
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Father, son, holy ghost candidate. Computer vision, VFX, geometry, physics, science ed., these are just some of my favorite things...
Narrator: They weren't many, they weren't great, they weren't scholars. They did agree with piggy, though: their rôle in this tragi-comedy of fuckups, sycophants and psychopaths demands it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Narrator: They weren't many, they weren't great, they weren't scholars. They did agree with piggy, though: their rôle in this tragi-comedy of fuckups, sycophants and psychopaths demands it.
Post a movie where you are from.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Post a movie where you are from.
Mille volti come sabbia nel deserto
Mille voci come onde in mare aperto
Terza strada stan sfiorando i grattacieli
Quinta strada sta volando verso il sole
Jesahel, Jesahel, Jesahel, Jesahel
Mille voci come onde in mare aperto
Terza strada stan sfiorando i grattacieli
Quinta strada sta volando verso il sole
Jesahel, Jesahel, Jesahel, Jesahel
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Mille volti come sabbia nel deserto
Mille voci come onde in mare aperto
Terza strada stan sfiorando i grattacieli
Quinta strada sta volando verso il sole
Jesahel, Jesahel, Jesahel, Jesahel
Mille voci come onde in mare aperto
Terza strada stan sfiorando i grattacieli
Quinta strada sta volando verso il sole
Jesahel, Jesahel, Jesahel, Jesahel
The upcoming French translation of #OliviaNuzzi 's controversial book will be entitled "Ameri-cain Cain-Can Toi"
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The upcoming French translation of #OliviaNuzzi 's controversial book will be entitled "Ameri-cain Cain-Can Toi"
Now this. So, I ask: if a faction was intent on crashing the US economy, destabilizing its society by causing civil unrest through militarization of the police, and outright starvation of the vulnerable, what would they be doing differently?
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Now this. So, I ask: if a faction was intent on crashing the US economy, destabilizing its society by causing civil unrest through militarization of the police, and outright starvation of the vulnerable, what would they be doing differently?
There are only three kinds of people who are allowed to use the royal "we" (and "our"):
1: Monarchs.
2: Pregnant women.
3: Tapeworm carriers.
No crown or bumps are observed in Tomi: the choice is clear.
1: Monarchs.
2: Pregnant women.
3: Tapeworm carriers.
No crown or bumps are observed in Tomi: the choice is clear.
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
There are only three kinds of people who are allowed to use the royal "we" (and "our"):
1: Monarchs.
2: Pregnant women.
3: Tapeworm carriers.
No crown or bumps are observed in Tomi: the choice is clear.
1: Monarchs.
2: Pregnant women.
3: Tapeworm carriers.
No crown or bumps are observed in Tomi: the choice is clear.
O Lord Elon,
Grant me the fortitude not to proclaim that your followers behave like entitled arseholes,
And the magnanimity to believe they just suck at driving.
Grant me the fortitude not to proclaim that your followers behave like entitled arseholes,
And the magnanimity to believe they just suck at driving.
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
O Lord Elon,
Grant me the fortitude not to proclaim that your followers behave like entitled arseholes,
And the magnanimity to believe they just suck at driving.
Grant me the fortitude not to proclaim that your followers behave like entitled arseholes,
And the magnanimity to believe they just suck at driving.
Mo'fokers, all the men in this pic were likely just out of a boat from southern Italy in 1903. Now millions glide through every day.
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Mo'fokers, all the men in this pic were likely just out of a boat from southern Italy in 1903. Now millions glide through every day.
Excuse my while I fetch my oxygen tank, I almost died laughing after reading your last. I doubt anyone can be this naive and not in a coma, but have a good life.
November 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Excuse my while I fetch my oxygen tank, I almost died laughing after reading your last. I doubt anyone can be this naive and not in a coma, but have a good life.
Trick: Billionaires owning the government.
Treat: Allons enfants de la patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
Contre nous de la tyrannie
L'étendard sanglant est levé
Treat: Allons enfants de la patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
Contre nous de la tyrannie
L'étendard sanglant est levé
November 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Trick: Billionaires owning the government.
Treat: Allons enfants de la patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
Contre nous de la tyrannie
L'étendard sanglant est levé
Treat: Allons enfants de la patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
Contre nous de la tyrannie
L'étendard sanglant est levé
This freaking moron and those who listen to him are about to discover that viruses and bacteria don't give a microscopic shit about human notions of right or wrong.
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
This freaking moron and those who listen to him are about to discover that viruses and bacteria don't give a microscopic shit about human notions of right or wrong.
Quince preserve achievement unlocked
#RainyDayInSeattle
#RainyDayInSeattle
October 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Quince preserve achievement unlocked
#RainyDayInSeattle
#RainyDayInSeattle
Orwell's fault was not realizing that "subtle arguments which he would not be able to understand, much less answer" are unnecessary.
Throwing feces suffices, given enough wattage and lack of shame.
Throwing feces suffices, given enough wattage and lack of shame.
October 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Orwell's fault was not realizing that "subtle arguments which he would not be able to understand, much less answer" are unnecessary.
Throwing feces suffices, given enough wattage and lack of shame.
Throwing feces suffices, given enough wattage and lack of shame.
Left, the intended look.
Right, the new defense posture.
Right, the new defense posture.
October 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Left, the intended look.
Right, the new defense posture.
Right, the new defense posture.
This new standard of military preparedness is a beauty.
October 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
This new standard of military preparedness is a beauty.
They think they are Templars Knights!
September 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
They think they are Templars Knights!
Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid
September 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid
The H1-B has not contributed to depressing wages since tranferability was enacted. People on H1B change jobs for better pay. Lovely to see the guy who attacked an entire class of hard workers complain that he is being attacked - but of course you roll with the people below.
September 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The H1-B has not contributed to depressing wages since tranferability was enacted. People on H1B change jobs for better pay. Lovely to see the guy who attacked an entire class of hard workers complain that he is being attacked - but of course you roll with the people below.
A domestic terrorist organization storming a beach in France, June 6th, 1944
September 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
A domestic terrorist organization storming a beach in France, June 6th, 1944