Emily
@ffsamemoir.bsky.social
Paramedic, writer, music-lover. Forever falling behind to take photos. Liberal with commas, a lover of alliteration. French-wannabe and addicted to travel. Find me as SemantiTheft on Insta and Ao3
Currently taking applications for other women to form a bluegrass band with me called Ukelabia. And, ideally, also teach me how to music.
July 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Currently taking applications for other women to form a bluegrass band with me called Ukelabia. And, ideally, also teach me how to music.
I always have to smile when @steveinskeep.bsky.social cracks up on Morning Edition, and boy did I need it this morning with the news his guffaws bookended. Journalism is so important, but, sometimes, a laugh is just as valued.
February 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I always have to smile when @steveinskeep.bsky.social cracks up on Morning Edition, and boy did I need it this morning with the news his guffaws bookended. Journalism is so important, but, sometimes, a laugh is just as valued.
Actual photo of me at the next table during the weekly French-speaking meet up at the local coffee house. #JePeur #FrenchieWannabe
January 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Actual photo of me at the next table during the weekly French-speaking meet up at the local coffee house. #JePeur #FrenchieWannabe
If there's a pattern to the gender of French objects, I'll never figure it out: urinal cake is feminine.
The things I learn for a touch of realism in my writings.
The things I learn for a touch of realism in my writings.
January 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
If there's a pattern to the gender of French objects, I'll never figure it out: urinal cake is feminine.
The things I learn for a touch of realism in my writings.
The things I learn for a touch of realism in my writings.
Go home, Spotify, you're drunk making up genres again.
December 4, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Go home, Spotify, you're drunk making up genres again.
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BREAKING NEWS:
In his position for “government efficiency,” Elon Musk is poised to cut funding for rural broadband services – which would potentially benefit his own internet service provider.
In his position for “government efficiency,” Elon Musk is poised to cut funding for rural broadband services – which would potentially benefit his own internet service provider.
November 30, 2024 at 8:56 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
In his position for “government efficiency,” Elon Musk is poised to cut funding for rural broadband services – which would potentially benefit his own internet service provider.
In his position for “government efficiency,” Elon Musk is poised to cut funding for rural broadband services – which would potentially benefit his own internet service provider.
Reposted by Emily
This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
So, I guess we just... say hello? 👋 I'm a paramedic, writer, and photographer. I'm a former expat, would love to be French, and have embraced travel as my midlife crisis coping mechanism. Nerdier every year. So excited to find a fantastic new community here!
November 15, 2024 at 7:55 AM
So, I guess we just... say hello? 👋 I'm a paramedic, writer, and photographer. I'm a former expat, would love to be French, and have embraced travel as my midlife crisis coping mechanism. Nerdier every year. So excited to find a fantastic new community here!