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Fun fish facts for fun fish friends! Facts are fun, not necessarily factual 🐠
Fun Facts about Goatfish!

This is the best fish! Yep, this one! The greates of all time! Your Mako Sharks and your Sturgeons got nothing on the absolute GOAT!

Step aside, Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Fun facts about Pistol Shrimp!

They're only called Pistol Shrimp if they're from the New Hampshire region. Otherwise they're just Any Other Weapon Shrimp, and require a $200 NFA Stamp to own.

...I suspect the FBI isn't going to be too happy with me after the google searches needed for this fact.
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I'm sick today, so no new totally legit facts. Instead I wanna take this opportunity to reintroduce your hosts of Fun Fish Facts For Fun Fish Friends!
January 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Fun Facts About Coffinfish

The red coloring comes from eating his favorite food, Strawberry sundaes.

Its hard to eat ice-cream without thumbs...
January 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Bonus Mudskipper fact!

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January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Fun facts about Mudskippers

These fish will make frequent trips out of the water, using their pectoral fins to move. Scientists refer to this motion as "titty walking", though only when no one is listening.
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Fun facts about Atlantic Cod

Atlantic Cod
Got a stupid little
Goatee
They can be found reading
Reading
Slam Poetry

*snaps*
January 1, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Tell me I'm wrong challenge: impossible
December 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Fun Facts about Red-Lipped Batfish!

I don't actually have any evidence that they inspired George Lucas in the design of Sy Snootles...but come on!
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Fun facts about Bony-Eared Assfish!

Yep, that's what this kind of fish is called. For real. I'm completely serious. Care to guess why it's called that? Need a hint?
December 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Fun facts about Foxfish!

Unlike their land based counterparts, Foxfish have no understanding of mechanized warfare...

...for now
December 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Fun facts about Beluga Whales

Despite being toothed whales, Belugas swallow their prey whole. This trait evolved because dentists are extremely rare in the arctic, and appointments impossible to schedule.
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hey guess who remembered the password for this page!
December 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm posting this here too. Because if my friends on other platforms have to suffer, then so do you.
October 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fun facts about Angelfish

No fish were raptured today. In fact, all living things in the oceans escaped God's righteous purging Flood. The oceans are teeming with sin!
September 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Fun facts about Clownfish

Look man, this was supposed to be a quick little thing. I was gonna say something silly and be done with it, but now I'm half way through a giant book on Commedia dell'arte, and just...clown culture and history is wild
September 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fun facts about Harlequin Shrimp

The natural foil to clownfish, Harlequin Shrimp have exchanged their natural ability to cook rice for whimsical and mischievous abilities.
September 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Fun facts about the Northern Hogsucker

The Northern Hogsucker, aka yo mama, comes from the suckers family of Cypriniformes.

Can I get a hell yeah?
September 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Fun facts about Pineapple Fish!

Placing one on a pizza triggers a provision of the Geneva Convention that permits any Italian citizen to hunt you for sport.
September 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Fun facts about Great White Sharks

Okay can we just talk about how that's not a Great White? That's clearly a Mako, just look at the teeth.
September 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Fun facts about Snailfish

He's under a LOT of pressure. Not from the ocean, he's on the run for tax evasion.
September 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fun facts about Monkfish

There is no relation between these fish and Emmy award winning actor Tony Shalhoub. None whatsoever. Cease your investigations.

CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS

𝐂 𝐄 𝐀 𝐒 𝐄
September 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Fun facts about Colossal Squid

Come on, again? Why is the Colossal Squid smaller than the Giant Squid? This is nonsense!

First the Megamouth is the smallest, then the Giant Isopod is basically just a thicc lobster, what the hell man.
September 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fun facts about the B-25 "Mitchell"

The B-25 was introduced in 1941 and is named after Brigadier General William "Billy" Mitchell. No relation to famed fraudster, terrible human, and notorious video game cheater Billy Mitchell.
September 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM