This is the best fish! Yep, this one! The greates of all time! Your Mako Sharks and your Sturgeons got nothing on the absolute GOAT!
Step aside, Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen
This is the best fish! Yep, this one! The greates of all time! Your Mako Sharks and your Sturgeons got nothing on the absolute GOAT!
Step aside, Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen
They're only called Pistol Shrimp if they're from the New Hampshire region. Otherwise they're just Any Other Weapon Shrimp, and require a $200 NFA Stamp to own.
...I suspect the FBI isn't going to be too happy with me after the google searches needed for this fact.
They're only called Pistol Shrimp if they're from the New Hampshire region. Otherwise they're just Any Other Weapon Shrimp, and require a $200 NFA Stamp to own.
...I suspect the FBI isn't going to be too happy with me after the google searches needed for this fact.
The red coloring comes from eating his favorite food, Strawberry sundaes.
Its hard to eat ice-cream without thumbs...
The red coloring comes from eating his favorite food, Strawberry sundaes.
Its hard to eat ice-cream without thumbs...
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These fish will make frequent trips out of the water, using their pectoral fins to move. Scientists refer to this motion as "titty walking", though only when no one is listening.
These fish will make frequent trips out of the water, using their pectoral fins to move. Scientists refer to this motion as "titty walking", though only when no one is listening.
Atlantic Cod
Got a stupid little
Goatee
They can be found reading
Reading
Slam Poetry
*snaps*
Atlantic Cod
Got a stupid little
Goatee
They can be found reading
Reading
Slam Poetry
*snaps*
I don't actually have any evidence that they inspired George Lucas in the design of Sy Snootles...but come on!
I don't actually have any evidence that they inspired George Lucas in the design of Sy Snootles...but come on!
Yep, that's what this kind of fish is called. For real. I'm completely serious. Care to guess why it's called that? Need a hint?
Yep, that's what this kind of fish is called. For real. I'm completely serious. Care to guess why it's called that? Need a hint?
Unlike their land based counterparts, Foxfish have no understanding of mechanized warfare...
...for now
Unlike their land based counterparts, Foxfish have no understanding of mechanized warfare...
...for now
Despite being toothed whales, Belugas swallow their prey whole. This trait evolved because dentists are extremely rare in the arctic, and appointments impossible to schedule.
Despite being toothed whales, Belugas swallow their prey whole. This trait evolved because dentists are extremely rare in the arctic, and appointments impossible to schedule.
No fish were raptured today. In fact, all living things in the oceans escaped God's righteous purging Flood. The oceans are teeming with sin!
No fish were raptured today. In fact, all living things in the oceans escaped God's righteous purging Flood. The oceans are teeming with sin!
Look man, this was supposed to be a quick little thing. I was gonna say something silly and be done with it, but now I'm half way through a giant book on Commedia dell'arte, and just...clown culture and history is wild
Look man, this was supposed to be a quick little thing. I was gonna say something silly and be done with it, but now I'm half way through a giant book on Commedia dell'arte, and just...clown culture and history is wild
The natural foil to clownfish, Harlequin Shrimp have exchanged their natural ability to cook rice for whimsical and mischievous abilities.
The natural foil to clownfish, Harlequin Shrimp have exchanged their natural ability to cook rice for whimsical and mischievous abilities.
The Northern Hogsucker, aka yo mama, comes from the suckers family of Cypriniformes.
Can I get a hell yeah?
The Northern Hogsucker, aka yo mama, comes from the suckers family of Cypriniformes.
Can I get a hell yeah?
Placing one on a pizza triggers a provision of the Geneva Convention that permits any Italian citizen to hunt you for sport.
Placing one on a pizza triggers a provision of the Geneva Convention that permits any Italian citizen to hunt you for sport.
Okay can we just talk about how that's not a Great White? That's clearly a Mako, just look at the teeth.
Okay can we just talk about how that's not a Great White? That's clearly a Mako, just look at the teeth.
He's under a LOT of pressure. Not from the ocean, he's on the run for tax evasion.
He's under a LOT of pressure. Not from the ocean, he's on the run for tax evasion.
There is no relation between these fish and Emmy award winning actor Tony Shalhoub. None whatsoever. Cease your investigations.
CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS
𝐂 𝐄 𝐀 𝐒 𝐄
There is no relation between these fish and Emmy award winning actor Tony Shalhoub. None whatsoever. Cease your investigations.
CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS
𝐂 𝐄 𝐀 𝐒 𝐄
Come on, again? Why is the Colossal Squid smaller than the Giant Squid? This is nonsense!
First the Megamouth is the smallest, then the Giant Isopod is basically just a thicc lobster, what the hell man.
Come on, again? Why is the Colossal Squid smaller than the Giant Squid? This is nonsense!
First the Megamouth is the smallest, then the Giant Isopod is basically just a thicc lobster, what the hell man.
The B-25 was introduced in 1941 and is named after Brigadier General William "Billy" Mitchell. No relation to famed fraudster, terrible human, and notorious video game cheater Billy Mitchell.
The B-25 was introduced in 1941 and is named after Brigadier General William "Billy" Mitchell. No relation to famed fraudster, terrible human, and notorious video game cheater Billy Mitchell.