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Suzy (who is my top pick for my fantasy league because I’m a sucker for Broadway Baby) must have found an old cup of “Valentina’s French Vanilla Fantasy” because that was nuts. I’m familiar with Ellen Greene, I love Ellen Greene, that was no Ellen Greene.

Also not disparaging Lana, she did the thing in that lip sync, but she’s been hanging on for a minute no with no top placements and no real stand out moments to speak of.

It just seems like such a drastic fall for “not taking the note I gave you in the same week.” She was Safe/Top every challenge up to this point. With Lana being in the bottom with her, I thought this was a “Light a fire under Crystal” moment.

I may be a bit incensed because aside from the clear "Riga Morris" (tm Alyssa Edwards) this completely shook up my fantasy league team. Absolute madness.

Yes, Crystal should have been in the bottom and yes if you don't want to be the victim of production nonsense, then don't land in the bottom; however, you're really gonna give Lexi (who I love btw) a pass because her character was "so bad it was almost good"! No ma'am.

READ. FOR. FILTH.

Emerald Sour as a companion drink. Absolutely delicious!