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fex | 30+ | one cool connecticat | i think about myself a lot, cause it's the only one i've got
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the outer part of my phone case, which is a thin piece of red plastic that goes around the edges of the phone, showing a clean break on one of the corners
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Posting: Not Even Once
December 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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last saved meme is your moral philosophy
screenshot of spamton neo from deltarune. he holds a phone to his ear and says, "HELLO? BASED DEPARTMENT!?" then holds the phone out and says, "...IT'S FOR YOU."
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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assigned fragile little fairy by pokemon quiz lmao

professorbonsly.itch.io/18types
quiz results graphic part 1. three columns describing pokemon types and showing pokemon of those types. - monotype: fairy "Fairy-types have a reputation for being irrepressibly helpful, sweet, and creative, and also for having secret inner lives that aren't always shared. They are often lost in a world of ideas and creativity, and as such, they rarely focus on their physical health or strength, and are prone to feeling fragile. They know that they have a limited amount of energy, and so they need to be careful about who they allow into their lives. Once someone is trusted, Fairy-types are much more likely to share their secrets and talents." primary: fairy "Fairy-primaries generally share the kindness and generosity of other Fairy-types, but with a greater emphasis on creativity, and an even looser interest (or ability) to maintain their own physical health. Fairy-primaries often prefer to work on things slowly, steadily, consistently, and carefully, and are more likely than their monotype counterparts to not stop until their work is done. To outsiders, they frequently appear to be mysterious and aloof, partially because they tend to be guarded around others until they determine that someone is worthy of seeing them." secondary: water "Water-secondaries are good at reading a situation and adapting accordingly, but they often have a more narrow and specialized skillset than other Water-types. They typically match this with a more relaxed attitude and modest ambitions. Water-secondaries tend to withdraw from most others, and as such, they tend to be less exploitable than other Water-types. That said, they're generally good at forming bonds with those who are like them, and in doing so, they can support each other's goals, and fill in any gaps in their abilities." quiz results graphic part 2. on the left are simplified descriptions of the types from the previous image (untranscribed due to character limit). on the right are different attributes, stats, and abilities. - "Energy From Environment" Your primary food source is the energy of your preferred surroundings, whether it's natural (like a bright sunny day or a raging thunderstorm) or human-made (like a delicious power plant or a flavorful toxic waste dump). "Versatile (Body Part)" You have a favored and unique body part that you've found multiple uses for (such as using claws to dig, climb, AND cut, or using a flame to attack, BUT ALSO to communicate). Arceus gave you a gift, and you're making the most of it! "Blends In" You are able to practically become invisible by blending into your surroundings in some unique way, ranging from having patterned feathers, to melting into shadows. Whether you're anxious or devious, there are many good reasons to not want to be seen. HP: 110 Attack: 60 Defense: 95 Sp. Atk: 35 Sp. Def: 85 Speed: 60 First Ability: Technician Your weaker moves will do more damage than they otherwise would. Second Ability: Lightning Rod Electric-type moves don't damage you, and instead boost your Special Attack stat. Hidden Ability: Mimicry Your type changes depending on the terrain that you're on.
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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i didn't ask for or even want that video suggested to me, google
google search result for "Ashuelot pronunciation". the AI Overview says: "The word "Ashuelot" can be pronounced two ways: ASH-wee-lot or ASH-will-ot. Locals in the area often use the latter pronunciation, "ASH-will-ot". You can hear the different pronunciations of Elon Musk's kid's names in this video: [video embed]"
August 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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sharing my comment from the site back when this was first posted:
AOUGH I’M EATING PAINT OFF THE WALL i really like that pepper asks “what do you need” instead of “what do you want” which can easily come across as more annoyed / judgmental (and how clair would most likely respond). like it could just be phrased like that as the setup for chloe’s “i need” thoughts, but i think pepper knows that she wouldn’t be there if she didn’t need something. idk how much faith i have in him to read between the lines at 3am tho [scruffy pepper emote]
August 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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can i get an extra entry per kitten in my lap /j
photo of five shelter kittens sleeping in a pile in my lap
August 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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tv shows remembering connecticut exists always has me like
"connecticut mentioned" meme. an anime girl is edited to be wearing a yale hat and connecticut huskies hoodie and holding a bottle of foxon park white birch beer. she's standing in front of frank pepe's pizzeria, with images placed in the background of a new haven style pizza, the connecticut flag, and signs for dunkin donuts, I-91, and a deer crossing.
August 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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was gonna add this panel too but worried it felt like a stretch. i've always thought it was connected somehow tho, like being twisted up in a blanket = feeling caught in a net
panel from page 137 of hfhh. pepper and achilles are standing at the counter in the lighthouse, talking to clair. dialogue reads: pepper: actually—can i buy a net or something? catch more fish at once? clair, sweating and looking uncomfortable with her arms crossed: uh. no. we don't—i can't get that for you. pepper: what? why not? achilles: what about a bear trap?
August 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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i'm connecting the dots

(could also add the panel of clair crying into the pillow fort blankets from a few pages before this but i forgot to grab it and bluesky already erased this reply once before i could post)
panel from page 448 of hfhh. it shows a black and white scene from the point of view of a person kneeling on the floor. a large blanket pools around their legs and leads to an unmade bed in front of them. two featureless figures are kneeling on the bed; one appearing to be a child and the other appearing to be an adult resting a hand on the child's shoulder. the scene is largely blank white and devoid of detail, except for a circle of more dramatic shading that encompasses the figures on the bed. panel from page 88 of hfhh. chloe has just woken up in pepper's conversation pit with a yellow blanket tangled around her legs. sunlight from the skylights shines down on opposite sides of her, while she herself remains in shadow. she's looking down at the book "The Yellow Wallpaper", which is laying next to her, one corner of it in the sunlight. panel from page 221 of hfhh. in achilles' flashback, ares is standing in the rear doorway of the abandoned lighthouse, pulling a long, twisted, white blanket towards herself. shafts of sunlight are shining down on the blanket.
August 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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reposting with alt text
simpsons meme. a bus driver says, "Don't make me tap the sign." then taps a sign overhead that reads: "The South is full of good people that are on your side that are held back by gerrymandering, disenfranchisement, and regressive policies".
July 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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a man being featured on a bbc news program. the banner below him reads: "Andrew Drinkwater / Water Research Centre".
July 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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my greatest contribution to humanity
discord screenshot. anj posted the above art of a soaking wet mccoy and wrote: "i'm sure they were all freezing after being in the bay lmao" fex (me) replied: "WET MAN WEDNESDAY i am giving him the softest and fluffiest towels imaginable" anj replied: "omg youre so right.. wet man wednesday"
June 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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sonic the hedgehog looking shocked with knuckles and tails standing behind him. caption reads: "[SONIC]: Whoa, he's bisexual! I didn't know that!"
June 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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finally reading this old book i picked up at a goodwill a couple weeks ago and it's honestly pretty good, anyone ever heard of it?
1984 by george orwell
May 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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bad news for residents of halo head
a section of the wikipedia page for yarrow (achillea millefolium), reading: "According to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, yarrow is toxic to dogs, cats, and horses, causing increased urination, vomiting, diarrhea and dermatitis. When consumed by cows, an [text cuts off]". the words "toxic to dogs, cats" are highlighted
May 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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their source:
tweet by @DanMentos reading: "*notices my tinder match has "catholic" in their bio* me: so how long have u been addicted to cats"
April 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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tumblr post by reallyreallyreallytrying, reading: ""average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted"
April 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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wait i just remembered this one, which has reduced me to tears on more than one occasion
>be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster >apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont shit that day >next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont shit that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont shit the third day >i dont shit the fourth day >thefinaldaydawns.mp3 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me >it's whistling >just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss >suddenly stops >the hole is plugged >SOS >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray >the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets >the smell is killing me >blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg >my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly >most of the shit isn't even digested at this point >just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat >after an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying >both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet >gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass >completely clean
April 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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haven't seen one of my personal fave 4chan exchanges posted yet
start of a 4chan thread reading: "How do you dispose of your cooking oil?" with an added photo of someone dumping oil out of a pan into a kitchen sink. 1st person replies: "I am ashamed of how long it was before I realized pouring oil down the drain was not what you were supposed to do. Now I just let it cool down and pour it in a giant bottle I use for collecting old oil." 2nd person asks: "What do you do with the bottle?" 1st person replies again: "Once it's full I just pour it down the sink".
April 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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the creature approves
bluesky notification reading: "batty liked your post"
April 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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friend from new zealand sent me these pokemon apple candies and they're 1) literally the cutest, and 2) so tasty, i'm gonna be so sad when i run out
a package of apple flavored hard candies. the package has pokemon on it and the text is in japanese. the individually wrapped candies all laid out neatly. the wrappers each have a pokemon in cute poses on them.
March 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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finally tried a new haven style pizza so i can stop slandering it, it's very good. didn't have the courage to try what they consider plain (no cheese, just sauce), and i still think other CT pizzas are way better, but compared to NY style new haven is the clear winner
a small cheese pizza on a rectangular metal baking sheet
March 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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screenshot of the chatbox in a scribbl.io (online pictionary) game: lee: HUH lee: what pride flag is that. lee: oh lee guessed the word! The word was 'Germany'
February 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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wild fex spotted
reaction image of two spidermen pointing at each other
February 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM