A Few Frys Short of...
@fewfrysshort.bsky.social
Kelly just received a multiyear deal with SiriusXM. Her on-air comments defending Epstein's child trafficking make it clear: she should NOT have a platform with millions of listeners. Sign the petition now to demand that SIriusXM cancel Megyn Kelly’s show NOW! sign.moveon.org/petitions/re...
Remove Megyn Kelly from SiriusXM!
Kelly just received a multiyear deal with SiriusXM. Her on-air comments defending Epstein's child trafficking make it clear: she should NOT have a platform with millions of listeners. Sign the petitio...
sign.moveon.org
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Kelly just received a multiyear deal with SiriusXM. Her on-air comments defending Epstein's child trafficking make it clear: she should NOT have a platform with millions of listeners. Sign the petition now to demand that SIriusXM cancel Megyn Kelly’s show NOW! sign.moveon.org/petitions/re...
You can't own anything in the current facist capitalist system.
You can't even rent to own.
You can only lease your life, family, home, food, etc. for slave wages until death. Then your children take on the past due debt on top of their own debt.
MAGA is just pro biblical slavery with extra steps.
You can't even rent to own.
You can only lease your life, family, home, food, etc. for slave wages until death. Then your children take on the past due debt on top of their own debt.
MAGA is just pro biblical slavery with extra steps.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You can't own anything in the current facist capitalist system.
You can't even rent to own.
You can only lease your life, family, home, food, etc. for slave wages until death. Then your children take on the past due debt on top of their own debt.
MAGA is just pro biblical slavery with extra steps.
You can't even rent to own.
You can only lease your life, family, home, food, etc. for slave wages until death. Then your children take on the past due debt on top of their own debt.
MAGA is just pro biblical slavery with extra steps.
The Hateful 8 won't be re-elected.
Hope they liked kissing Trump's rear.
Hope they liked kissing Trump's rear.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The Hateful 8 won't be re-elected.
Hope they liked kissing Trump's rear.
Hope they liked kissing Trump's rear.
The Dems with no spines better start looking for new jobs since they just told Americans to roll over and die like they just did.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The Dems with no spines better start looking for new jobs since they just told Americans to roll over and die like they just did.
I started needing antacids after hearing the results back in 2024. Tonight was the first time in a while I didn't need them after hearing the 💙🌊 results and how much closer the 🤡 party came to having collective aneurysm.
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I started needing antacids after hearing the results back in 2024. Tonight was the first time in a while I didn't need them after hearing the 💙🌊 results and how much closer the 🤡 party came to having collective aneurysm.
Trump stages his own death to distract from the Epstein files.
At this point, he's committed to that last play.
At this point, he's committed to that last play.
August 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trump stages his own death to distract from the Epstein files.
At this point, he's committed to that last play.
At this point, he's committed to that last play.
Trumpler and Naziyahu keep pushing world to Dark Ages v2 because these old criminals can't handle the current existence and are scared.
August 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Trumpler and Naziyahu keep pushing world to Dark Ages v2 because these old criminals can't handle the current existence and are scared.
"Diddler on the roof."
Can't take credit on this. I saw a comment on YouTube about PdfOTUS on the roof but forgot to note the user.
Can't take credit on this. I saw a comment on YouTube about PdfOTUS on the roof but forgot to note the user.
August 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"Diddler on the roof."
Can't take credit on this. I saw a comment on YouTube about PdfOTUS on the roof but forgot to note the user.
Can't take credit on this. I saw a comment on YouTube about PdfOTUS on the roof but forgot to note the user.
The X-stein Files
A TV series nobody wants, nobody needs, but Trump produces through his constant press conferences as the supernatural villain that yanks the folder away and vanishes in a puff of brimstone just as everyone starts to realize what's in the file.
A TV series nobody wants, nobody needs, but Trump produces through his constant press conferences as the supernatural villain that yanks the folder away and vanishes in a puff of brimstone just as everyone starts to realize what's in the file.
July 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The X-stein Files
A TV series nobody wants, nobody needs, but Trump produces through his constant press conferences as the supernatural villain that yanks the folder away and vanishes in a puff of brimstone just as everyone starts to realize what's in the file.
A TV series nobody wants, nobody needs, but Trump produces through his constant press conferences as the supernatural villain that yanks the folder away and vanishes in a puff of brimstone just as everyone starts to realize what's in the file.
GOP (after Epstein death) - "Release the Epstein files."
GOP (2020) - "Release the Epstein files! - DJT"
GOP (2025) - "Epstein files? What Epstein files? Protect the p-philes! Vote to block the release of something that doesn't exist according to our latest propaganda! Why is everyone angry?"
GOP (2020) - "Release the Epstein files! - DJT"
GOP (2025) - "Epstein files? What Epstein files? Protect the p-philes! Vote to block the release of something that doesn't exist according to our latest propaganda! Why is everyone angry?"
July 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
GOP (after Epstein death) - "Release the Epstein files."
GOP (2020) - "Release the Epstein files! - DJT"
GOP (2025) - "Epstein files? What Epstein files? Protect the p-philes! Vote to block the release of something that doesn't exist according to our latest propaganda! Why is everyone angry?"
GOP (2020) - "Release the Epstein files! - DJT"
GOP (2025) - "Epstein files? What Epstein files? Protect the p-philes! Vote to block the release of something that doesn't exist according to our latest propaganda! Why is everyone angry?"
Republicans have been gaslighting for so long, a call to 811 is required before each press conference to check for WhiskeyLeaks and where it's safe to bury themselves.
Apparently Marge didn’t read the bill before she voted for it.
June 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Republicans have been gaslighting for so long, a call to 811 is required before each press conference to check for WhiskeyLeaks and where it's safe to bury themselves.
The radical evangelical Christians are so dead set of dragging the US down to their level, they'll keep digging until they reach hell.
June 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The radical evangelical Christians are so dead set of dragging the US down to their level, they'll keep digging until they reach hell.
You'd think with so many makeup artists in the Oval Office, someone would have had plenty of foundation to cover up Elon's shame.
🤣
Maybe he's born with it.
Maybe it's too mandarin orange.
🤣
Maybe he's born with it.
Maybe it's too mandarin orange.
May 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You'd think with so many makeup artists in the Oval Office, someone would have had plenty of foundation to cover up Elon's shame.
🤣
Maybe he's born with it.
Maybe it's too mandarin orange.
🤣
Maybe he's born with it.
Maybe it's too mandarin orange.
Republicans aren't upset over Trump's tariffs. They're confused how Ceasar stabbed them in the back before they could stab him in his.
April 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Republicans aren't upset over Trump's tariffs. They're confused how Ceasar stabbed them in the back before they could stab him in his.
Trump pours sugar into the gas tank of America and gives himself a pat on the back when the engine sputters and grinds.
April 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Trump pours sugar into the gas tank of America and gives himself a pat on the back when the engine sputters and grinds.
All those conspiracy doomsday prepers had the right idea about how Russia was going to bomb the US. Unfortunately, it was an IED in the Whitewash House that actually detonated.
April 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
All those conspiracy doomsday prepers had the right idea about how Russia was going to bomb the US. Unfortunately, it was an IED in the Whitewash House that actually detonated.
DOGE to set FEMA's status to "Out of the office" as the republicans of Alaska seek assistance with their own personnel freezing of hell.
`
As Mount Spurr near Anchorage is expected to erupt imminently, Donald Trump is closing the Alaska volcano observatory.
That way, the volcano can't blow ... smart!
No other president ever thought of that!
🤔
As Mount Spurr near Anchorage is expected to erupt imminently, Donald Trump is closing the Alaska volcano observatory.
That way, the volcano can't blow ... smart!
No other president ever thought of that!
🤔
March 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
DOGE to set FEMA's status to "Out of the office" as the republicans of Alaska seek assistance with their own personnel freezing of hell.
Reposted by A Few Frys Short of...
[william shakes beer]
beware the IPA’s of march
beware the IPA’s of march
March 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
[william shakes beer]
beware the IPA’s of march
beware the IPA’s of march
All Dems need to show up to the State of the Grift speech, and show Donny boy the same attention and respect he shows them.
Looking down at their cell phones, posting to social media about the stupidity without ever standing or applauding the entire time.
Maybe he'll have a aneurism on stage.
Looking down at their cell phones, posting to social media about the stupidity without ever standing or applauding the entire time.
Maybe he'll have a aneurism on stage.
March 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
All Dems need to show up to the State of the Grift speech, and show Donny boy the same attention and respect he shows them.
Looking down at their cell phones, posting to social media about the stupidity without ever standing or applauding the entire time.
Maybe he'll have a aneurism on stage.
Looking down at their cell phones, posting to social media about the stupidity without ever standing or applauding the entire time.
Maybe he'll have a aneurism on stage.
This is basically a loaf of tasteless foam mattress material.
It's essentially what happens when you drop a communion wafer in a bathtub of water.
It's essentially what happens when you drop a communion wafer in a bathtub of water.
January 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is basically a loaf of tasteless foam mattress material.
It's essentially what happens when you drop a communion wafer in a bathtub of water.
It's essentially what happens when you drop a communion wafer in a bathtub of water.
Reposted by A Few Frys Short of...
Reposted by A Few Frys Short of...
Really leaning into the dictatorship accusations already.
Trump's New Press Secretary Goes Full North Korea With Hilariously Fawning Rant On Fox News
And so it begins...
www.comicsands.com
January 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Really leaning into the dictatorship accusations already.
Reposted by A Few Frys Short of...
Here's a real good answer.
January 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Here's a real good answer.
How much commission is "Judge" Lopez receiving to help increase the bankruptcy sale value of InfoWars for Human Trash Jones?
December 11, 2024 at 12:13 PM
How much commission is "Judge" Lopez receiving to help increase the bankruptcy sale value of InfoWars for Human Trash Jones?