Found a box of 200x of these, never going to run out of places to take notes… or Christmas presents!

Keep forgetting this app is a thing, should try harder to move away from Twitter

"Because it's the cold war!"
At this point I've burst into hysterical laughter, woken up her house mate on the other side of the flat.
She's woken up dazed and confused.
Honestly makes me cackle still.

I ask her "how do you know they're Russians?"
Her: "they've been chasing, you just know"
20 minutes pass, I'm still reading my book before the next exclamation.
"They've bloody stolen them, all of them!"
Me: "Stolen what? Are you sure?"
"Yes! They've taken all the radiators..."
Me: "What, why?!" ...

I was reminded today about the absolute comedy that took place with an ex.
Ex Mrs. F was a sleep talker, one you could interact with if you talked slowly whilst she was asleep.
One night she's complaining about being chased by spies, hiding in a branch of Sainsburys to avoid them...

I should really be using this more often, need to check what the bizness says about posting work stuff though.

Spending the week in San Francisco has been good for the soul.
Temps of 10-20c, sunshine all the time, good food, good people and a Trader Joes haul.

Oh and a load of good things coming to PlayStation!

Many moons ago I ran Gaming for Zavvi, I wanted a controller so asked for a discount code.
What actually happened was 100% discount on everything, for everyone until we clocked it.

Been working on PlayStation [Redacted] today, there's a long way to go but [Redacted] is going to help [Redacted] [Redacted] their [Redacted] for significantly [Redacted] [Redacted].

I’m sat between two terrible dates.
On my left, he’s mansplaining her job back to her. She’s kicked off royally.
On my right, she’s an art gallery curator(?) and he hasn’t a clue so he’s bullshitting his way through it.

I best get this thing up and running since Twitter is in full decline!