Maybe you've already answered this, and if so, I apologize, but what if some of that lottery money could save the life of your loved one, for example, paying for a needed operation or a lifetime of medication? I know Allah allows you to eat pork if the alternative is starvation; is this like that?

If my priest growing up looked like THAT, I'd have paid more attention during Mass. 😂

My grandmother's hometown. Her uncle was killed by Nazis in WWII - if she were alive to see this, she'd have a stroke.

Could that town name be any more on the nose? Good God.

Trashcan Lannister has trouble with the written word. Or is it Toyota Lasagna? I can't keep track of which one it is.

I hate this "boy mom" and "girl mom" shit. You're a mother, end of.

We need some Canadians to come burn the place down again. It's the only way to cleanse it.

...and whose fucking fault is that, couchfucker?

This is the same man who stood there like a dipshit while Herr Schitzenpants not only called his wife a dog, but said his father was involved in the plot to kill JFK. He toadies like no one's business.

I don't like that she's saying reasonable, intelligent things. It makes me uncomfortable, like the other shoe is about to drop.

Because apparently, stupid people need things to read too.

He lacks the self-awareness to realize what he just said. It's always interesting how people tell on themselves.

I'm surprised he didn't find a way to work in Joe Biden's supposed senility.

Now we know what a dementia-addled megalomaniac looks like trying to wipe their ass on the curtains.

Inhale that sweet, sweet copium, you pathetic jizzstain. Keep telling yourself you're not in trouble. Whatever gets you through the night.

There's no gun to your head forcing you to be here. If Bluesky makes you pukey, then GTFO. Seems like a simple solution.

Hend's deep-rooted hatred of non-traditional flavors of hummus is soul-affirming.

I don't know WTF happened to her. It's like something in her brain snapped. I hope her former cast mates give her the finger whenever they see her.