I have a Tron, and have borrowed a Star Trek and Spiderman, and all 3 have had opto issues. Didn't help that on the ST you had to dismantle half the play field to get to it

Why are Stern optos so unreliable, they always seem to have issues?

On his tie

If they could only have worked out that he is always wrong they could have had all the traitors out in the first week

If only Jeff's truth injection were as effective as one for a vaccine

You could not be more wrong

Subs, I have learnt some Danish swears watching Scandi noir that way

Still too long

Going back a few years I know of a dev called in to look at the council system that ran the traffic lights in the area, and he found they were all controlled by a macro in Excel...

Check out Dry County, great summer song

Yes, the real heroes here are those posting horseshit on SM about a song knocked up in a couple of hours, with absolutely no concept of its future cultural relevance.

Cheap and available

Ouch

Waiting for me to change - The Staves

UK arcades pretty much have principally what most people would call "tuppenny falls" machines. The coins you put in stack up precariously and if you're lucky some fall out as a prize. Not sure if they exist in the rest of the world.