Happy 9/11 to all who celebrate! The album is out, and with it the Day of Cleansing Fire™️ draws ever nearer… Join the cult today! fetuspolice.bandcamp.com/album/gay-ab...

We here at FP Corp. Int. are excited to announce our new single, Grimace's Birthday! When MacDonald Corp. contacted us in 2023 to create a special song for your favorite fast food creature's big day, we couldn't say no! It took some time to get juuust right, but it's done! For business! Links below.

The Fetus Police Global Relaunch Project (FPGRP) begins today! Our chairmen, Professor Nasty and The Fuzz are hard at work behind the scenes on their new album, “Gay Abbey Road,” coming just in time for the foretold Day of Cleansing Flame! Fetus Police: When you’re here, you’re family!