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I guess in the history of mankind 8am to 8pm is a narrow window
June 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I guess in the history of mankind 8am to 8pm is a narrow window
I love seeing my IRA drop 10% in a month knowing that Canada will pay me back, right Trump? Or maybe you and Elon can pay us the difference?
March 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I love seeing my IRA drop 10% in a month knowing that Canada will pay me back, right Trump? Or maybe you and Elon can pay us the difference?
I don't understand people with large mustaches. My nose constantly itches anyways and having a big mustache would make me look like I'm snorting coke! Just because I am doesn't mean I want people to think I am!
March 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I don't understand people with large mustaches. My nose constantly itches anyways and having a big mustache would make me look like I'm snorting coke! Just because I am doesn't mean I want people to think I am!
Someone's partying like its the end of the world and all i can think about is that the song sounds like my old washer trying to turn an oversized load. I just hope everything comes out clean tomorrow!
January 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Someone's partying like its the end of the world and all i can think about is that the song sounds like my old washer trying to turn an oversized load. I just hope everything comes out clean tomorrow!
I feel like carp! My heads so under water right now I think that's funny.
December 28, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I feel like carp! My heads so under water right now I think that's funny.
Sudoku is all about memerization. Remember the solutions then do the problem. It's easy! How hard can it be, it's just 9 numbers.
December 24, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Sudoku is all about memerization. Remember the solutions then do the problem. It's easy! How hard can it be, it's just 9 numbers.
My dog goes potty outside. I get mad at her when she goes on the rug. I wonder what she thinks when I say I have to go potty and go into the bathroom? Is there a secret piss stained rug in there?
a black and white dog with its tongue hanging out and the words what on the bottom right
ALT: a black and white dog with its tongue hanging out and the words what on the bottom right
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December 13, 2024 at 12:35 PM
My dog goes potty outside. I get mad at her when she goes on the rug. I wonder what she thinks when I say I have to go potty and go into the bathroom? Is there a secret piss stained rug in there?
If only we could find a way to harness the power of static electricity we could power every Tesla in the world!
December 11, 2024 at 10:07 PM
If only we could find a way to harness the power of static electricity we could power every Tesla in the world!
Life lessons from the bathroom: Disappointment. For all the time and effort that's all I got out of it?
December 9, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Life lessons from the bathroom: Disappointment. For all the time and effort that's all I got out of it?