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Festivus for the Rest of Us!
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Learn all about the Seinfeld holiday Festivus at https://festivusweb.com #Festivus #Seinfeld
Festivus Countdown: 20 days until #Festivus 2025 (Dec 23). Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god you have access to my dementia? #Seinfeld
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Did you know Festivus Miracles are All Around Us? #FestivusBook https://festivusweb....
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Kramer: Heeey, no-bagel-no-bagel-no-bagel-no-bagel-no-bagel, heey! #Festivus #Strike https://festivusweb....
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Festivus Countdown: 21 days until #Festivus 2025 (Dec 23). A coffee table book about coffee tables? What a great Festivus gift! #Seinfeld
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Are you interested in some fun Festivus Party Ideas? #FestivusBook https://festivusweb....
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Frank Costanza: I’ve got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re going to hear about it! #Festivus https://festivusweb....
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Festivus Countdown: 22 days until #Festivus 2025 (Dec 23). It’s real and it’s spectacular! #Seinfeld
December 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
#Festivus Feats of Strength #Badidea: Anything that involves eating. Nickels are poisonous if consumed in quantity https://festivusweb....
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Read about the Songs of Festivus #FestivusBook https://festivusweb....
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Festivus Countdown: 23 days until #Festivus 2025 (Dec 23). For Festivus dinner this year: Paella! But don’t make too much! Too much Paella!!! #Seinfeld
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Who will do the #Festivus Feats of Strength? You are allowed to decline the offer if you have something better to do https://festivusweb....
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
#Song Let’s play the tapes from #Festivus past, and embarass George til he runs away https://festivusweb....
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Festivus Countdown: 24 days until #Festivus 2025 (Dec 23). Have you seen the pole... well, you’re going to! #Seinfeld
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
In Seinfeld tradition, the head of family’s chooses who will participate in the #Festivus Feats of Strength https://festivusweb....
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
#Festivus Feats of Strength #Badidea: Anything that requires people to climb up on the roof https://festivusweb....
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Festivus Countdown: 25 days until #Festivus 2025 (Dec 23). Too bad Hampton tomatoes are out of season in December... #Seinfeld
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Tips for the Airing of Grievances #FestivusBook https://festivusweb....
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
#Festivus Tip! Any good Festivus party must be rife with Seinfeldisms ie. Cartwright? Cartwright? He’s not here... https://festivusweb....
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Festivus Countdown: 26 days until #Festivus 2025 (Dec 23). My Festivus party will be da bomb this year! Can I store these chairs at your place? #Seinfeld
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Let’s have some Kramer Style Mulligatawny #FestivusBook https://festivusweb....
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
#Festivus Frank Costanza: Instead, there’s a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. https://festivusweb....
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Festivus Countdown: 27 days until #Festivus 2025 (Dec 23). For Festivus dinner this year: Really thin cold cuts. So thin you have to assume... #Seinfeld
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
George: Kramer! You can’t go! Who’s gonna do the feats of strength? Kruger: How about George? #Festivus https://festivusweb....
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
What is the Festivus Pole Etiquette #FestivusBook https://festivusweb....
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Festivus Countdown: 28 days until #Festivus 2025 (Dec 23). I don’t really celebrate Christmas. I celebrate Festivus. #Seinfeld
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM