Fester McNasty
@fester-mcnasty.bsky.social
Anti-racist; anti-fascist; anti-social
“Send lawyers, guns, and money. The shit has hit the fan” - Warren Zevon
“It’s not denial; I’m just very selective about the reality I accept.” - Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
“Send lawyers, guns, and money. The shit has hit the fan” - Warren Zevon
“It’s not denial; I’m just very selective about the reality I accept.” - Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
The surprise that our pet parrot left in her cage for us this morning. She doesn’t have a mate, so no, we’re not going to have a baby bird. But we gave it back to her for now. First egg she’s laid in about 16 years.
July 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The surprise that our pet parrot left in her cage for us this morning. She doesn’t have a mate, so no, we’re not going to have a baby bird. But we gave it back to her for now. First egg she’s laid in about 16 years.
“The vehicle experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly….” It exploded. Just fucking say it exploded.
Or to put it in terms your “CEO” and his pet orange asshole can understand: “Rocket go boom boom. Elon sad.”
Or to put it in terms your “CEO” and his pet orange asshole can understand: “Rocket go boom boom. Elon sad.”
March 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“The vehicle experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly….” It exploded. Just fucking say it exploded.
Or to put it in terms your “CEO” and his pet orange asshole can understand: “Rocket go boom boom. Elon sad.”
Or to put it in terms your “CEO” and his pet orange asshole can understand: “Rocket go boom boom. Elon sad.”
I am my dogs’ emotional support animal.
January 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I am my dogs’ emotional support animal.
I can tell I’m gonna give my uber driver a 5-star rating already.
January 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I can tell I’m gonna give my uber driver a 5-star rating already.
