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November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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an extremely large crunchy version of the "what if it was purple" meme panel
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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running this in an otherwise pretty serious deck is great, plus I don't think I'll ever get tired of explaining that it has 'choose' instead of 'target' in the rules text.
Sadistic Shell Game {4}{B} Sorcery Starting with the next opponent in turn order, each player chooses a creature you don’t control. Destroy the chosen creatures. “Shame about your friends. Wanna see what’s inside yours?” Illustrated by Karl Kopinski
October 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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knew I had it saved somewhere
September 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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a what pizza now
a restaurant specials board advertising garlic parmesan bites, buffalo chicken salad, and "The Popper Pizza"
September 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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just ordered some proxies in this style, they'll never not be funny to me
the magic card The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale marked with white-out and sharpie to be the card Command Tower instead the magic card Force of Will marked with sharpie to become the card Counterspell instead
June 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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and once you make your guy big, make him super big
Fungal Sprouting {3}{G} Sorcery Create X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. “Saprolings need only a host to feed upon. Numbers will take care of the rest.” —Ghave, Guru of Spores Illustrated by Brad Rigney
June 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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pic of marty from true detective saying "I just want you to keep saying odd shit"
June 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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this post is what's making me excited about the game
meme image of wolverine holding a picture of toki from the arcsys fist of the north star game
June 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I think my commander playstyle is to play cards that everyone has to take a look at and then use them for shenanigans
Gorilla Berserkers {3}{G}{G} Creature — Ape Berserker Trample; rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn for each creature blocking it beyond the first.) This creature can’t be blocked except by three or more creatures. “Their fury is their greatest weapon.” —Taaveti of Kelsinko, Elvish Hunter 2/3 Illustrated by John Matson
March 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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you guys are alright, don't go to lindisfarne tomorrow
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January 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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always, always thought this was cool
the ring of gix magic the gathering card, urza's legacy printing Ring of Gix (3) image description: a mechanical-looking hand holding a silver ring with two large green glowing gems Artifact Echo (3) (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) (1), (T): Tap target artifact, creature, or land. Not every cage is made of bars. Illus. Mark Tedin
December 27, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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I love vietnam-era mods so much
a MACV-SOG soldier sporting a chopped down RPD machine gun.
December 23, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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a diagram showing the path of luis carrero blanco's car, which cleared a building an image with a Porsche Carrera in white with the text Porsche Carrera Blanco and the same car in midair above an explosion with the text Porsche Carrero Blanco A picture of Luis Carrero Blanco with sunglasses on that says "¿Carreteras? Adonde vamos no necesitamos carreteras" ("Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads," from Back to the Future) A picture of luis carrero blanco's car in midair with reindeer and a santa hat on it, with the text Feliz Navidad at the top.
December 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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luis carrero blanco's car in midair with the text "Tu me dejaste caer.... Pero ETA me levanto" A photo of astronauts during the cold war: Yuri Gagarin from the USSR, Neil Armstrong from the USA, and Luis Carrero Blanco from Spain. luis carrero blanco in a spacesuit a photo of luis carrero blanco's car in midair with the text ARRIBA ESPAÑA
December 20, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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happy luis carrero blanco day
an image of luis carrero blanco's car, midair, after the explosion with the text "I want to believe" on the bottom
December 20, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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I will never not laugh seeing this
An image of Luis Carrero Blanco's car in midair after the explosion, with the text "Tú me dejaste caer... pero ETA me levantó"
December 12, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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a meme where two people are fighting on the left while a man on the right smokes. the left is labeled "marcos vs. marcos" and the right is labeled "marcos"
December 6, 2024 at 5:55 PM