Ferry Garry
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Ferry Garry
@ferrygarry.bsky.social
when i go to disneyland i'm going to kidnap donald duck and make him my uncle.
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i downloaded 500 episodes of stampy’s lovely world and i’m gonna put it on my ipod. this information is useless to you i just wanted to shout into the void.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
have you ever listened to music on youtube and get an ad at the beginning of every song and have to pick up your phone every 3-5 minutes to skip it and totally unrelatedly get suicidal ideation and violent urges? no? just me?
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i’m a professionally trained P.I. (permanent imperfection).
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
he’s right behind me isn’t he?
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
orangutan’s are the greatest of apes. they are creatures of pure whimsy and a joy to behold.
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
do you know why it’s called microsoft? because it stands for microscopic software. why is it called that? Because their software will give you a microscopic contribution to your day.
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
merry ween, i dressed up as someone you would trust.
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i grilled a man once, it was first degree burger.
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
i recommend every who sees this message to go listen to The Good, The Bad & The Ugly by Yellowman. it’s an addictive song.
October 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
here’s a fun pattern i noticed: on every youtube video the likes are always roughly 10 times less the views. and the comments are 2 times less the likes. it’s very rough, not 1-1, but if there’s a huge difference between views and likes, and likes and comments, it’s likely bots.
October 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
finally living the life of luxury. i got a fancy pen and fancy mechanical pencil from the goodwill, what have you accomplished?
October 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“i hate people who hate people!”says the non-hateful hater hater.
October 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
sci-fi now likes to overthink things and try to be as realistic as possible while being in the realm of theoretical physics.

old sci-fi was just like “idk it’s magic, i just made it look cool.”
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
neil cicierega does the same thing as the avalanches, but for comedy instead.
October 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
when i was a kid, and my mom started playing a leo sayer song; i always had thought the singer was a woman with a deeper voice.
October 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Ferrygarry
i wonder if minecraft has tf2 syndrome where most of people giving their "valuable" input only watch youtube videos and look at tweets instead of actually playing the game.
October 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
prompt engineer is way too overqualified sounding for someone just shitting a bunch of text into a data collection conduit.
October 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
shouldn't we be using ai to research cancer or something? we're cutting down trees and burning fuels just so some jackass can generate the most uncomfortable, uncanny, terrible image of a dog.
October 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i kinda wanna learn c++ and spend who knows how long reverse engineering minecraft: xbox 360 edition to get proper modding support on it. and mainly to remove the phantom because that is the biggest blemish on the xbox 360 edition, with no fault on 4JStudios as well.
October 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
the minecraft better together update? more like the minecraft bedwetter together update! i’m very proud of myself.
October 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
a real fan of something would be willing to criticize the thing they like and "hate" it, not eternally suck off the company/person that is making that thing they are a fan of, ignoring any and all the ways they are being fucked. you aren't a fan; you're a doormat and a weirdo.
October 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“i only killed one guy, i’m just a murderer! why are you so mad at me when there’s a serial killer on the loose!?!” is a bad defense
October 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
no, i didn’t skin my grandfather; i had him shucked. it’s the proper terminology in the taxidermy industry.
October 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM