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I’m so good at thinking critically they pay me to do it. Professional investigator of things and stuff (but mostly fraud). A definable inconsistency hates to see me coming. Rabid OSINT enthusiast. Loquacious bitch.
Yo did Mike Johnson just incidentally confirm that Trump turned in Epstein because Epstein was going to report Trump for money laundering for a Russian oligarch? Because holy shit.
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Yo did Mike Johnson just incidentally confirm that Trump turned in Epstein because Epstein was going to report Trump for money laundering for a Russian oligarch? Because holy shit.
I can’t imagine what it must be like to be so incredibly embarrassing all the time.
March 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I can’t imagine what it must be like to be so incredibly embarrassing all the time.
Andy Biggs town hall tonight is suddenly a “private event” only allowing Republicans entry. Their cowardice is showing.
March 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Andy Biggs town hall tonight is suddenly a “private event” only allowing Republicans entry. Their cowardice is showing.
Is anybody else feeling a little like this lately? lol
February 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Is anybody else feeling a little like this lately? lol
Woke up to these in my notifications like a greasy grimy WYD text.
February 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Woke up to these in my notifications like a greasy grimy WYD text.
So fucking gross.
January 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So fucking gross.
My head hurts 😫😫
January 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My head hurts 😫😫
I riffed the script lol
January 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I riffed the script lol
I was doomscrolling after work yesterday, saw this in a meme carousel, and less than an hour later I was in a chair having it etched onto my body. It was a chaotically surreal dopamine grab even for me but I really love it so much
December 3, 2024 at 4:12 PM
I was doomscrolling after work yesterday, saw this in a meme carousel, and less than an hour later I was in a chair having it etched onto my body. It was a chaotically surreal dopamine grab even for me but I really love it so much
I hate it here.
November 22, 2024 at 6:27 PM
I hate it here.
I just cackled like a cartoon witch and I didn’t even mean to. Happy to have met the moment appropriately though.
November 21, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I just cackled like a cartoon witch and I didn’t even mean to. Happy to have met the moment appropriately though.
It’s giving manic pixie dystopia.
November 20, 2024 at 5:55 PM
It’s giving manic pixie dystopia.
Lol what is reality even?
November 19, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Lol what is reality even?
My haul from my local book shop today!
November 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
My haul from my local book shop today!
I went to my local bookstore to buy a nice Oxford dictionary but they didn’t sell any there. Is that weird to anyone but me? Anyway, the person who rang me up said “I think I see a theme here” so I guess I got it right. Anybody reading these in their book clubs?
November 17, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I went to my local bookstore to buy a nice Oxford dictionary but they didn’t sell any there. Is that weird to anyone but me? Anyway, the person who rang me up said “I think I see a theme here” so I guess I got it right. Anybody reading these in their book clubs?
Oh look, another agent of terror added to the doom squad.
November 16, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Oh look, another agent of terror added to the doom squad.
A couple of months ago I started getting DJT merch emails and I chose not to block them to satiate my morbid curiosity, and now I can share this with you fine people. I really thought the daddy’s home thing was just satire… but, like most revelations of late, it… wasn’t?
November 16, 2024 at 3:07 AM
A couple of months ago I started getting DJT merch emails and I chose not to block them to satiate my morbid curiosity, and now I can share this with you fine people. I really thought the daddy’s home thing was just satire… but, like most revelations of late, it… wasn’t?
I mean… fair?
November 16, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I mean… fair?
Post-resignation reports have been released before and nothing prohibits the investigative work product from being shared, so “breach of protocol” is hilarious. Nobodies even read the report yet it seems like it may have potential to be silver bullet and smoking gun. A true banger, if you will.
November 15, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Post-resignation reports have been released before and nothing prohibits the investigative work product from being shared, so “breach of protocol” is hilarious. Nobodies even read the report yet it seems like it may have potential to be silver bullet and smoking gun. A true banger, if you will.
Elon Musk bought our country for $118 million dollars. That’s what, $2.80 a head? I hate it here.
November 14, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Elon Musk bought our country for $118 million dollars. That’s what, $2.80 a head? I hate it here.