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ferretsuuu 🖇️ landmine woman • envtuber
@ferretsuuu.vtubers.social
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ferret business ferret business ferret business vtuber • she/her • old-taku envtuber • lv 38 • NO MINORS, 18+ ONLY • good luck, noodles!

model by me! pfp by candlehearts!
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Hey Noodles, as you seen last night, I was not able to stream! While the primary issue was likely my strained Internet connection, another problem arose....

This is the story of the seeing eye spaniel and the blind basenji in 🐾HAUNTED PAWS🐾!!!
A still from the game haunted paws, with two puppies facing the camera, one is holding a pair of scissors, both have glasses on.
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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with 3% battery life I
Card Capture Sakura meme with the top line "I cast" and the bottom line "your wifi; connected, no Internet"
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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LMAO SINCE YOU ASKED THAT WAY, DAMN

ok here it is
Art of ferretsuuu by florkofcows. yes. the real florkofcows. circa 2023.
November 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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make a drink based on the true me, I dare you.
drawing of a ferret-like gremlin in cream, brulee, and strawberry colors on a soft petal pink background.
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I'm totally normal, making talking fugis for a sINGLE STREAM

can you all tell I played Phoenix Wright as a young woman
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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#tellonym
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Laturn, like Bibarel, is in #PokéRogue to disrespect God and Country for anything that crosses her path.

Water Absorb, Tera Water. Tail Glow, Bouncy Bubble, Thunder Cage, Blizzard.
A discord screenshot with a gif of pokémon Laturn in the water. The caption around the Lanturn is "Laturn of the water what is your wisdom", with the Lanturn replying "Bouncy Bubble on that Thang"
October 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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WHOAG, @tide2k.bsky.social WENT ABSOLUTELY HAM ON A FURRETFURRETSUUU WHOAAA

this may be in my top 3 comms of all time omgggg!!! They also can be found on Tumblr. 💖 Tysm!!!
an incredible long furret in high end colored pencils art by tide2k!! inspired by furretfurret fusion from pokéfusion.
October 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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what do you do when you catch a vampire lady in your lap??? ft @shoddy.bsky.social !
a half nude woman lays across the lap of a puppyboy
October 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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would u accept a spider laiden vampire to hang out with, miss emmi boo?
preliminary Halloween outfit for ferretsuuu against a dark forest background
October 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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corporate and @fluffycows.bsky.social says the foxcorp wings are too much, are they?
ferretsuuu's in progress vampire outfit for halloween
October 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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how me sweta lewks~~ I WOULD TOOO NGLLL
remember salt bae? its salt bae boss with a sassy ferretsuuu wearing a sheer mock turtle neck bodice, off shoulder twist sweater, high waisted skirt, and hose
October 2, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Tumblr posts that are wrecking me #314
Tumblr post about loving someone again after they left and came back
September 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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no new pictures, where are you at mentally?
A meme featuring talented musician baby no money (written as bbno$ ) with a caption over his face that says "wish I had money instead of this huge cock"
September 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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when u are too short for the rides:
a Vrchat shinra model made to look like the poster, ferretsuuu
September 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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and then I finally figured out how to get the outfit textures to work only to then brick the entire project thanks to coding errors and then spent the night arguing with my drunk mother

yay.

I would legitimately pay someone to just do this vrc thing for me.
a picture of a customized shinra Vrchat model
September 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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WHO ARE YOU
screenshot of twitter about a tellonym I received asking if an old friend can message me to apologize to which I pretty much said yes, with a follow up tweet saying I realize these things are fake. This part specifically was not posted on tellonym. A tellonym "confirming" that the previous tellonym "was not fake". And I replied stupidly bc it was 8 am to a tellonym 3 hours old which is suspicious.
September 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I'm totally fucking ok y'all totally not haunted by tellonym again.

this app should not be used by people with severe anxiety disorder.
Rigby the cat with a typical expressive face, eyes squinty, tongue out of a gaping mouth.
September 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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ugh why do I use #tellonym...
image of a Twitter post about a tellonym question to ferretsuuu with the prompt "why do I suck", with the response of "you don't respect personal space". My reply was "Oh, I mean if you just... Tell me, then, I can. I can't know I'm doing something wrong without someone communicating "hey I don't like this thing you do". Like that's how it works." I posted a follow up tweet, saying "to this I wanna add that if someone has an issue, you are safe to tell me that I make you uncomfortable, or that I make someone you care about uncomfortable and they can't come forward. It's okay, I just need to know bc I'm shit at reading signals, ok?"
September 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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hey it's @yourlocalgoost.bsky.social and I captured by the excellent artistry of @cozieoak.bsky.social !

Perfectly captured both the Goost's cuteness and Furretfurretsuuu's floppishly cute madness. Thank you!!! 💖

#suuuart
A honey goost (like a ghost of goo) with a cute cream and brandywine dress stands with liberally limber noodle of a pink furret. Art by cozieoak.
July 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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t-minus thirty minutes to stream!!! we are TEARIN' OPEN SOME POKéMON CARDS! I'll be live with my roomie ThePygmyVT (did I convert him to the vtuber cult?! find out!). SEE YOU IN THIRTY MINUTES!!! #vtuber #vtuberen #vroid #pokemon #pokemontcg #destinedrivals
announcement stream featuring yet another new outfit from ferretsuuu / furretsuuu, she'll be live on june 22nd at 7:30 pm est.
June 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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hey noodles!!! tonight I'll be on air with my roomie while we RIP OPEN BOXES AND PACKS AND PRAY TO THE GOD HELIX THAT WE GET SMTH GOOD!!!

pls be there, I made a cute new outfit. look, it's got fishnets! Find me on Twitch!

#Vtuber #PokemonTCG #DestinedRivals #TCG
ad for ferretsuuu
June 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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look ma it one of them ticktockz
#vtuber #vroid #pokemon #pokemontcg #pkmntcg
June 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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that is an excellent choice. even tho it's not me. obviously, still top tier.
A pink and cream pokemon called a furret. well, this one is furretsuuu.
June 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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man.
a ferret stands on the beach at sunset, waves at its feet, staring out to the ocean. a small white text reads "man" to the side.
June 16, 2025 at 10:36 AM