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Ferret's back to exploring the flooded world tonight, dodging Kevin Costner and trying to scrape together enough fat, seaweed, and guitars to feed a baby into adulthood after being shot into space.
..wait, did we just wander off and leave the baby behind?

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November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Last night, Ferret managed to find the human seed and inject it into the baby-making tube where it turned into sea monkies.
Tonight we figure out what food to jam into our new child. SHODAN's Midwives taught us the most important lesson, so we may be set. #babiesneedmeat

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November 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Ferret fixed the pod! Now it's time to go find some human goo to stuff into it and make a baby that we will then fire into space. As you do.
Are you SURE this is what a Caretaker does?

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November 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Yesterday, Ferret found a ro-boat and sailed it over to meet a decrepit, worm-filled facility with a weird obsession with human seed.
Tonight he's going to be spending his night off instead fixing lights, pulling out tentacles, and installing power lines!

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November 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Ferret's back and... what a mess. Looks like he'll be stepping back into the janitor/handyman's jumpsuit tonight, tidying up after the human race, and launching some meat popsicles into orbit in The Last Caretaker!

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November 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I mean, if a ferret COULD get their hands on a pressure washer, they'd probably just figure out how to ride it.
Let's clean some more STUFF tonight, in more Powerwash Simulator 2!

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October 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Ferret's shaking the moon-dust from his spaceboots for the evening, but the rest of his gear will require... more aggressive cleaning methods.
GOOD THING WE KEPT THE VAN!

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October 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Turns out, giving a Ferret a drilling machine and pointing them at the center of a planet is not the best idea. When gravity wells and shifting reference frames get involved, things get... flippy.
Once again into the TOOB my friends, there's LOOT to grab!

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October 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Ferret's back in SPAAAAACE tonight, but Astroneer made a serious mistake in giving him a drilling machine. Let's get into these planets, and find the delicious gooey center!

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October 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Ferret's back to committing interplanetary logistics tonight in Astroneer, but has discovered just how much nicer planets can be with roads! And the ability to go THROUGH, instead of up and over!
Digga? Digga digga.

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October 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
More Astroneer? More Astroneer.
Time to get a base stood up on a new planet! :)
But that planet is Atrox, so the air smells like the lactose intolerant guy at the office whose diet is 90% cheese. :(
We have a space suit! :D
WHY CAN I STILL TASTE IT?! D:

ferretbomb.tv
October 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Ferret's back to exploring new Astroneer planets and the many, many holes they all contain, plundering them for resources and infrastructure, and introducing new invasive plant species!
Time to restock mats, and head out to a new rock, or in to the core!

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October 17, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Ferret's back from his day off, and ready to do more SCIENCE in Astroneer!
But what will today's adventures bring?
A new planet?
A new train line?
A new hole?
...probably at least one of those.

ferretbomb.tv
October 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
After a power outage and a tweet that didn't post, Ferret's jumping back in for more Astroneer this morning!
Lithium in-pocket, it's time for some sub-train-ian adventures, scooping up fluffy piles of frozen argon somewhere in the glacial caves of Glacio!

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October 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Last night's new planet turned out to be a mysterious satellite, without much to do on it presently. So we littered and left.
We DID literally lay the groundwork to start using trains though, so tonight it's full steam ahead!
Surely this will end well.

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October 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Late start? Late start.
More Astroneer? More Astroneer.
New planet? NEW PLANET!

Let's go throw ourselves at a new dirt-ball, scoop up the stuff to make bigger batteries, and just maybe get the interplanetary teleportation system operational!

ferretbomb.tv
October 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Three planets, three bases.
But now, Ferret has the BIG ROCKET.
Let's haul a load of SCIENCE to the next orbital ball of dirt, and see if we can't grab all the stuff needed to put bats in trees.

ferretbomb.tv
October 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Ferret's unexpectedly well-rested this morning, the backpack is already prepped, so let's jump in the rocket and get going! There's like... five more planets we need to explore! (and strip-mine for their natural resources)

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October 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Ferret's headed back into SPACE tonight, with more @astroneergame.systemera.net! Now that he's ground his face up the learning cliff (seriously, put an actual tutorial in, even as a separate game mode) it's actually getting pretty fun!

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October 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Ferret gathered enough gob-nuts to finally get orbital again, headed for his own little trap-free(?) asteroid tonight, in Astroneer!
Let's build a base.

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October 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Ferret really cleaned up yesterday, but there's still more floors for the mint-flavored elf maid to scout, scour, and sweep in @goblincleanup.bsky.social!
Time for the not-so-shortstack scrubbies to come out for a second pass... but watch out for the Mind Goblin.

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October 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
:ferretLURK: Another late start today, but at least I've got chicken.
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
If you wouldn't mind, could you give this Twitch Uservoice suggestion a look, and a vote if you agree?
I want to be able to better tune the timing on my Clips without removing the original Clipper's attribution, so they still get the credit for the catch.

twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92336...
twitch.uservoice.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Ferret's been sent in to renovate, repair, and rearm a unique(ly dangerous) property, in exchange for coupons, prizes (goblin shortstack maids), and cold hard caaaaash!
But will he manage to clean house, or succumb to the dreaded Mind Goblin?

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October 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Ferret's been waiting for Hades II to hit full-release for quite a while, showing more willpower and restraint than usual!
But now... let's kill some Time. Together.

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October 4, 2025 at 9:11 AM