Izzy Fizzy
@feronach.bsky.social
Flirt at your own risk, I *will* fall in love and I *will* pretend it's ironic until you reciprocate
She/They 🏳️⚧️ gay disaster
Send me bad pickup lines or the soul of your firstborn, whichever is more convenient
She/They 🏳️⚧️ gay disaster
Send me bad pickup lines or the soul of your firstborn, whichever is more convenient
Sorry but you can't be both puppy pilled *and* robo pilled. One or the other is hot. Both is Goddard from Jimmy Neutron.
January 27, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Sorry but you can't be both puppy pilled *and* robo pilled. One or the other is hot. Both is Goddard from Jimmy Neutron.
How do I say "you look like you use 'it/its'" in an affectionate way
January 2, 2024 at 2:10 PM
How do I say "you look like you use 'it/its'" in an affectionate way
My gf, seeing the bag of chicken fast food product on the bed: "babe, aren't they homophobic?"
Me, emptying the chickfila sauce packet on her thigh, "sweet, the table is here."
Me, emptying the chickfila sauce packet on her thigh, "sweet, the table is here."
January 2, 2024 at 12:14 PM
My gf, seeing the bag of chicken fast food product on the bed: "babe, aren't they homophobic?"
Me, emptying the chickfila sauce packet on her thigh, "sweet, the table is here."
Me, emptying the chickfila sauce packet on her thigh, "sweet, the table is here."
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December 23, 2023 at 12:26 PM
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A bottom's main weapon is pouting; if you pout back, theyll stop. Do not overuse this tactic as it makes them feel bad.
December 23, 2023 at 12:24 PM
A bottom's main weapon is pouting; if you pout back, theyll stop. Do not overuse this tactic as it makes them feel bad.
Getting my first tattoo. It hurts but I like it. It feels like getting carved with a knife but the handle is a vibrator.
December 8, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Getting my first tattoo. It hurts but I like it. It feels like getting carved with a knife but the handle is a vibrator.
*crushes a can of coffee I just finished*
At least four bitches: "do that to me 🥺"
Why are bottoms so fucking easy
At least four bitches: "do that to me 🥺"
Why are bottoms so fucking easy
December 2, 2023 at 1:55 PM
*crushes a can of coffee I just finished*
At least four bitches: "do that to me 🥺"
Why are bottoms so fucking easy
At least four bitches: "do that to me 🥺"
Why are bottoms so fucking easy
I have two problems in my wardrobe:
these super cute shorts that I never wear because they're too short and I get self conscious about the state of my legs,
So many pairs of leggings thati can't wear out because they show off my bulge.
I have now discovered that I can simply wear both.
these super cute shorts that I never wear because they're too short and I get self conscious about the state of my legs,
So many pairs of leggings thati can't wear out because they show off my bulge.
I have now discovered that I can simply wear both.
November 18, 2023 at 1:23 PM
I have two problems in my wardrobe:
these super cute shorts that I never wear because they're too short and I get self conscious about the state of my legs,
So many pairs of leggings thati can't wear out because they show off my bulge.
I have now discovered that I can simply wear both.
these super cute shorts that I never wear because they're too short and I get self conscious about the state of my legs,
So many pairs of leggings thati can't wear out because they show off my bulge.
I have now discovered that I can simply wear both.
Had a dream where my cum was white and plentiful. Realized I forgot my injection this week. Thanks, prophecy, wouldn't want that to happen.
November 10, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Had a dream where my cum was white and plentiful. Realized I forgot my injection this week. Thanks, prophecy, wouldn't want that to happen.
Who's cat is this? The air fryer is going off. I can't move. She has no teeth. How did it get into my home???
November 10, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Who's cat is this? The air fryer is going off. I can't move. She has no teeth. How did it get into my home???
"calling cis people they" is so mid. Let's start aggressively calling cis people by xenopronouns. "Oh sorry I assumed you were clowngender" after using ce/cir.
November 9, 2023 at 10:46 PM
"calling cis people they" is so mid. Let's start aggressively calling cis people by xenopronouns. "Oh sorry I assumed you were clowngender" after using ce/cir.
Had a romantic breakfast planned but I forgot she's gluten intolerant so who wants this bacon egg avocado sandwich with a whole fag of scallions in it
November 9, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Had a romantic breakfast planned but I forgot she's gluten intolerant so who wants this bacon egg avocado sandwich with a whole fag of scallions in it
My guts hate me what the hell did I eat to deserve this
November 6, 2023 at 10:03 AM
My guts hate me what the hell did I eat to deserve this
On a scale of "bad at sex" to "suicidal" how's your transition going?
November 5, 2023 at 1:29 PM
On a scale of "bad at sex" to "suicidal" how's your transition going?
Reposted by Izzy Fizzy
only the early birds will get this
November 2, 2023 at 11:25 AM
only the early birds will get this
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how do you know you're cis tho, being cis is a major decision that shouldn't be taken lightly. I think you should just stay on the blockers and hormones until you're 21 or so and can make a more informed decision
November 2, 2023 at 11:48 AM
how do you know you're cis tho, being cis is a major decision that shouldn't be taken lightly. I think you should just stay on the blockers and hormones until you're 21 or so and can make a more informed decision
If you're bigender or gender fluid and also twinky, what do I call you? Twink? Girltwink? Twirlgink? Non-twinkary?
This question is time sensitive
This question is time sensitive
October 26, 2023 at 7:56 PM
If you're bigender or gender fluid and also twinky, what do I call you? Twink? Girltwink? Twirlgink? Non-twinkary?
This question is time sensitive
This question is time sensitive
Reposted by Izzy Fizzy
well I guess I don't need any more cardio today.
October 26, 2023 at 7:46 PM
well I guess I don't need any more cardio today.
After listening to how other people talk to themselves when they think they're alone I think I might be doing something a little more neurodivergent than previously thought.
September 24, 2023 at 7:02 PM
After listening to how other people talk to themselves when they think they're alone I think I might be doing something a little more neurodivergent than previously thought.
When I initially tell people I hear voices in my head they get concerned but eventually they figure out that the voices aren't telling me to kill people or commit terrorism, they're telling me wrong facts about cats
September 18, 2023 at 5:45 PM
When I initially tell people I hear voices in my head they get concerned but eventually they figure out that the voices aren't telling me to kill people or commit terrorism, they're telling me wrong facts about cats
Sugar and caffeine is an unholy and degenerate combination but I need it to survive
September 18, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Sugar and caffeine is an unholy and degenerate combination but I need it to survive
