why am i seeing so many people talk about yellow paint again?? what happened?

it’s really weird how my 80 y/o grandma is more accepting of me than my significantly younger parents

Asked my mom for chapstick and she gave me a cherry one.

I don’t how to tell you this, dad…

Update, the answer is no

Saw “roog bog” on tumblr. someone mixed root beer and egg nog, the craziest part is they said it tastes like girl cum… I’ll be the judge of that

Played the new Fortnite CS:GO game mode and boy… now i remember why I don’t like competitive tactical games, just one toxic guy can put a damper on your fun…

Why does food have to be so GOOD!?!?! I workout regularly but i still have a tummy because im just so damn good at making food

Started landscaping the world for my game and i have never felt more like i was making Halo level in Forge… i feel like im cheating

Growing up is kind of crazy, there was someone wearing a varsity jacket for class of ‘25 who walked up to me and i instinctively told him to go back to the kids table
(in my head)
(I’m scared of social interaction)

6 months on E!!!
I love how I look, so happy so far 🥰

I was feeling depressed about the world then I said “John Brown didn’t die for this” and I immediately felt determined to make the world better.

John Brown didn’t die for this, and neither will I dammit!

I need to expand my vocabulary to sound more like a Victorian Snob. I dont care if I have to make up words

“Good Heavens! Yet another foul carlinner has bemurdished this poor shopkeep!”