@fernwired.bsky.social
Trust fund baby | games | lifting heavy iron
Woke up handsome again. Plus my gf is hot. I stay winning.
October 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Woke up handsome again. Plus my gf is hot. I stay winning.
It’s been a while my 5 followers. But I’ve walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert for 40 days and 40 nights. With nothing but a pack of newports and 5th of henny I really do this shit.
September 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It’s been a while my 5 followers. But I’ve walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert for 40 days and 40 nights. With nothing but a pack of newports and 5th of henny I really do this shit.
I’m smoking that shit that makes your toes curl, that zaza got me speaking esperanto
August 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m smoking that shit that makes your toes curl, that zaza got me speaking esperanto
Balled so hard they thought I was a nutsack
August 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Balled so hard they thought I was a nutsack
I’m moving different. I’m a dog biting the fart bubbles in the bath. I’m smoking that symbiote, smoking on that whoopi goldberg south Egyptian furburger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubble kush. I nutted so hard I got a 108 fever.
August 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m moving different. I’m a dog biting the fart bubbles in the bath. I’m smoking that symbiote, smoking on that whoopi goldberg south Egyptian furburger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubble kush. I nutted so hard I got a 108 fever.
They said I wouldn’t shit on him, I spread my cheeks and hit him with an absolute screamer 🥶💪
August 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
They said I wouldn’t shit on him, I spread my cheeks and hit him with an absolute screamer 🥶💪
Bro they gotta bring BF6 back. That mf was hitting.
August 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Bro they gotta bring BF6 back. That mf was hitting.
BF6 promising tbh
August 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
BF6 promising tbh
Just been radicalized by nutter butter ads.
July 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just been radicalized by nutter butter ads.
I feel like a little kid having this guide drive me around
July 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I feel like a little kid having this guide drive me around
Bro I just want to get on my PC to play WoW.
July 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Bro I just want to get on my PC to play WoW.
I missed my first day of shark week. But anyway, here’s my shark of the week. Thresher Shark, I’m surprised it doesn’t trip more often with such a big tail tbh.
July 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I missed my first day of shark week. But anyway, here’s my shark of the week. Thresher Shark, I’m surprised it doesn’t trip more often with such a big tail tbh.
Shout out to my girl @qxngtao.bsky.social for getting me a monster for my hell yeah dinner.
July 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Shout out to my girl @qxngtao.bsky.social for getting me a monster for my hell yeah dinner.
Boy dinner (96G of protein)
July 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Boy dinner (96G of protein)
POV me waiting to say “nothing on my end” during a work meeting.
July 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
POV me waiting to say “nothing on my end” during a work meeting.
Oblivion is calling me like the green goblin mask while I work
April 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Oblivion is calling me like the green goblin mask while I work
If you’re thinking about being a vampire in oblivion, don’t. You will be killed by me, the order of the virtuous blood is always watching.
April 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you’re thinking about being a vampire in oblivion, don’t. You will be killed by me, the order of the virtuous blood is always watching.
Reposted
took an edible and played oblivion all night now i’m back to the horrors
April 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
took an edible and played oblivion all night now i’m back to the horrors
i just want to go home and play oblivion
April 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i just want to go home and play oblivion
if i had an innie for work i would shit myself in the elevator everyday as a prank
March 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if i had an innie for work i would shit myself in the elevator everyday as a prank