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fernsome.bsky.social
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@fernsome.bsky.social
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just a they/them guy
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I ADDED IT SHES SO BEAUTIFUL
THIS IS A WIN FOR MENTAL ILLNESS
my fire with the last log. shes got little fire tendrils grapping the bottom of the log and its awesome
December 23, 2024 at 7:48 PM
fernsome.bsky.social
i polled it
facebook poll that says "hello everyone. i've become emotionally attached to the fire i've been tending to in my fireplace. she is on her last legs which, would be great for me practically because i to get ready for holiday things soon. unfortunately, i watched her be born and tended to her and i've kind of gotten a little more insane than normal and have one last log left i want to add so badly. is it murder if i dont add the last log? this is kind of a joke. additional context: my cat likes watching the fire with me" poll options are "add the log dont let her die" and "if you love her let her go"
December 23, 2024 at 7:46 PM
fernsome.bsky.social
omg.... this was my destiny
fire nation symbol. the fire in the earlier picture is shaped the same because im fulfilling my destiny
December 23, 2024 at 5:57 PM
fernsome.bsky.social
big vestal virgin hours
a scrumdidiliumcious fire in a fire place. the corner of an ikea bag is also imaged because i was too lazy to crop.
December 23, 2024 at 5:52 PM
fernsome.bsky.social
hes so fucked up and beautiful
the swedish chef skewering food shaped like a rat
November 29, 2024 at 1:09 AM
fernsome.bsky.social
bet you could use that £4.78 now
scottie calling me broke for not wanting to spend £4.78 on a domain
November 28, 2024 at 9:13 PM
fernsome.bsky.social
i so nearly cried from laughing
jenson akles body pillow with his face scrunched up
November 23, 2024 at 8:18 PM
fernsome.bsky.social
anti blurt attack ad with paul blart mall cop in the corner. the writing says BLURT? think again. facts: blurting sounds like you are burping and farting at the same time blurting sounds like something kevin james would say in his most well known movie Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 the users of blueksy deserve terminology they are not embarassed to say.
November 21, 2024 at 4:28 PM
fernsome.bsky.social
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
November 17, 2024 at 7:30 PM
fernsome.bsky.social
Right, of course
Screenshot of The Muppets Christmas Carole with text 'This is Fozziwig's Old Rubber Chicken Factory'
November 17, 2024 at 2:10 AM