Fern Macguffin
@fernmacguffin.bsky.social
Don't want to be an American idiot
The Appalachian Trail guy!
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The Appalachian Trail guy!
It drip dripeth as the gentle rain from heaven.
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It drip dripeth as the gentle rain from heaven.
Why is it so easy for them to weasel out of things?
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Why is it so easy for them to weasel out of things?
I can no longer tell what is real.
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I can no longer tell what is real.
Did he forget the part where nobody likes him?
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Did he forget the part where nobody likes him?
It's a little more gay-friendly but it's still a hellhole.
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It's a little more gay-friendly but it's still a hellhole.
I feel fairly certain that if the directive came from a Democratic administration they'd find a way to ignore it.
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I feel fairly certain that if the directive came from a Democratic administration they'd find a way to ignore it.
Those strong kids who frequently didn't make it to their 10th birthdays.
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Those strong kids who frequently didn't make it to their 10th birthdays.
It would be funny if the gold was just a bar of Swiss chocolate wrapped in gold foil.
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It would be funny if the gold was just a bar of Swiss chocolate wrapped in gold foil.
And will this happen through necromancy or just AI?
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
And will this happen through necromancy or just AI?
Goddammit, Marjorie. I mean, I didn't trust her about-face, but it could have lasted a little longer.
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Goddammit, Marjorie. I mean, I didn't trust her about-face, but it could have lasted a little longer.
Also, by his age, they would find something no matter what part of the body they were scanning. I went for an MRI of my lower back at a much younger age than Trump, and they kept finding abnormalities in other organs. I was like, please just stop looking now.
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Also, by his age, they would find something no matter what part of the body they were scanning. I went for an MRI of my lower back at a much younger age than Trump, and they kept finding abnormalities in other organs. I was like, please just stop looking now.
He doesn't remember which part of his body was inside the machine? Was it a full-body MRI?
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
He doesn't remember which part of his body was inside the machine? Was it a full-body MRI?
Their songs make me wonder if everyone was experiencing a collective delusion in the 70s.
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Their songs make me wonder if everyone was experiencing a collective delusion in the 70s.
This might actually turn some Lubbockites against Trump. They’re obsessed with Buddy Holly. You’d think nothing else had happened here since he died. And you’d kinda be right.
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This might actually turn some Lubbockites against Trump. They’re obsessed with Buddy Holly. You’d think nothing else had happened here since he died. And you’d kinda be right.
It’s bad policing. As Ice Cube told us repeatedly, “Infiltrate the dealers, find the suppliers.“
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It’s bad policing. As Ice Cube told us repeatedly, “Infiltrate the dealers, find the suppliers.“
Another way to say it would be that a Congressman exploited a vulnerable teen.
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Another way to say it would be that a Congressman exploited a vulnerable teen.
For years I wondered why Shannon Hoon wanted to keep his cheese dry.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
For years I wondered why Shannon Hoon wanted to keep his cheese dry.
I do see an aesthetic, though. Clean, minimalist and low-tech. It’s very appealing.
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I do see an aesthetic, though. Clean, minimalist and low-tech. It’s very appealing.
Negotiating with insurance companies sounds like one of the least fun things I can imagine.
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Negotiating with insurance companies sounds like one of the least fun things I can imagine.
Unless college students in Boston have changed drastically since my college days there, I’d say young Zac is in for a rough ride.
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Unless college students in Boston have changed drastically since my college days there, I’d say young Zac is in for a rough ride.
What a piece of shit. He just assumed the employees were here illegally? Is he bitter because he dreams of working at a car wash? He should be asked to show his papers everywhere he goes.
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What a piece of shit. He just assumed the employees were here illegally? Is he bitter because he dreams of working at a car wash? He should be asked to show his papers everywhere he goes.