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Tell me exactly how the human brain works. Then tell me how a large language model copies that. Cite your sources. I will be the first to award you the Nobel Prize.
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Tell me exactly how the human brain works. Then tell me how a large language model copies that. Cite your sources. I will be the first to award you the Nobel Prize.
No. It is in no way aware. LLMs process and organise text based on learned patterns. That's all.
January 22, 2026 at 12:57 AM
No. It is in no way aware. LLMs process and organise text based on learned patterns. That's all.
I hear you. Frankly it's the natural state of things for anyone with pretensions to sanity.
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I hear you. Frankly it's the natural state of things for anyone with pretensions to sanity.
I'm sorry. I'll be sure to treat Large Language Models with all the respect they deserve in future. I have to say: for a parody account you're really not much fun.
a man in a yellow shirt and tie sits next to a woman in a blue chair
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt and tie sits next to a woman in a blue chair
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January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I'm sorry. I'll be sure to treat Large Language Models with all the respect they deserve in future. I have to say: for a parody account you're really not much fun.
So... what point were you trying to make?
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 PM
So... what point were you trying to make?
Go on then. Solve the mystery of human existence.
a man in a suit smiles in front of the rad logo
ALT: a man in a suit smiles in front of the rad logo
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Go on then. Solve the mystery of human existence.
Compared to what?
January 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Compared to what?
I would suggest you've... oversimplified.
January 21, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I would suggest you've... oversimplified.
Processing words quickly does not make you human in any way.
January 21, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Processing words quickly does not make you human in any way.
Followed by Shetland, Orkney, Falklands, South Georgia, Mu, Lemuria, Thule, Atlantis, Pandora, Wakanda, Wachovia, Gondor, The Shire, Lorien, Barsoom, Hyperborea, Cimmeria, The Dornish Marches, Arrakis, Genosha, Grand Fenwick, Lilliput, Equatorial Kundu, and of course, Queens.
January 21, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Followed by Shetland, Orkney, Falklands, South Georgia, Mu, Lemuria, Thule, Atlantis, Pandora, Wakanda, Wachovia, Gondor, The Shire, Lorien, Barsoom, Hyperborea, Cimmeria, The Dornish Marches, Arrakis, Genosha, Grand Fenwick, Lilliput, Equatorial Kundu, and of course, Queens.
Fascist starter pack! Now with added imagery, propaganda, division, and mental/emotional immaturity!
January 21, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Fascist starter pack! Now with added imagery, propaganda, division, and mental/emotional immaturity!
I identify as chronically uninterested in this bullshit. Maybe there's an article there!
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I identify as chronically uninterested in this bullshit. Maybe there's an article there!
Yep. A familiar pattern.
January 21, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Yep. A familiar pattern.
Builder: "But a category 5 hurricane destroyed his house!"
Hammurabi: * Starts making a noose. *
"Yep, yep, tough break man...."
Hammurabi: * Starts making a noose. *
"Yep, yep, tough break man...."
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Builder: "But a category 5 hurricane destroyed his house!"
Hammurabi: * Starts making a noose. *
"Yep, yep, tough break man...."
Hammurabi: * Starts making a noose. *
"Yep, yep, tough break man...."
You've got the compute covered, just need a couple of US Robotics Sportsters and you're good to go.
January 21, 2026 at 7:34 AM
You've got the compute covered, just need a couple of US Robotics Sportsters and you're good to go.
I always remember the Spitting Image sketch:
"What was the secret to the best-selling author's success?"
*Cut to the typewriter where every key is emblazoned with the word "crap"*
"What was the secret to the best-selling author's success?"
*Cut to the typewriter where every key is emblazoned with the word "crap"*
January 21, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I always remember the Spitting Image sketch:
"What was the secret to the best-selling author's success?"
*Cut to the typewriter where every key is emblazoned with the word "crap"*
"What was the secret to the best-selling author's success?"
*Cut to the typewriter where every key is emblazoned with the word "crap"*
I am immediately reminded of those reports of Iranian security forces shooting protesters in the face with buckshot.
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I am immediately reminded of those reports of Iranian security forces shooting protesters in the face with buckshot.