phern
@fernbefartin.bsky.social
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actually no I can't stay for overtime, I have to go home and bother my cat
March 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
actually no I can't stay for overtime, I have to go home and bother my cat
this man made me breakfast in bed yesterday and he legit teared up when I was like omg what no one's ever done thst for me before like ??🥹
February 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
this man made me breakfast in bed yesterday and he legit teared up when I was like omg what no one's ever done thst for me before like ??🥹
fuck it's still January
January 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
fuck it's still January
manic at work with nothing that needs done immediately is a challenge for sure
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
manic at work with nothing that needs done immediately is a challenge for sure
73 cents for ONE stamp is actually insane.
January 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
73 cents for ONE stamp is actually insane.
i cannot recommend getting stoned out of your mind and just watching a lava lamp enough
January 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i cannot recommend getting stoned out of your mind and just watching a lava lamp enough
I don't know how to explain that an online status indicator is NOT a direct invitation to a conversation. especially when I haven't even Read your previous messages yet. leave me alooone. I don't
owe you shit😭
owe you shit😭
January 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I don't know how to explain that an online status indicator is NOT a direct invitation to a conversation. especially when I haven't even Read your previous messages yet. leave me alooone. I don't
owe you shit😭
owe you shit😭
sat at home absolutely creamin' it. and by it I mean my corn 😏🌽
January 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
sat at home absolutely creamin' it. and by it I mean my corn 😏🌽
outside vaping at work and I parted, and a neighbor dog a tarted barking😭
January 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
outside vaping at work and I parted, and a neighbor dog a tarted barking😭
gonna start burping at people whenever they misgender/ deadname me
January 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
gonna start burping at people whenever they misgender/ deadname me
chronic napper & yapper
January 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
chronic napper & yapper
at home str8 up stringin my cheese😤
January 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
at home str8 up stringin my cheese😤
sorry, I can't come to the function, I would much rather stay home and make my cat snuggle me
December 31, 2024 at 11:44 PM
sorry, I can't come to the function, I would much rather stay home and make my cat snuggle me
anxiety is so stupid bc what do you mean I'm freaking out about seeing my friends who I love dearly and haven't seen in forever😭
December 31, 2024 at 8:07 PM
anxiety is so stupid bc what do you mean I'm freaking out about seeing my friends who I love dearly and haven't seen in forever😭
100mgs of mood stabilizers washed down with a sugarfree redbull feels oddly poetic
December 30, 2024 at 7:51 PM
100mgs of mood stabilizers washed down with a sugarfree redbull feels oddly poetic
the grippy toe socks stay ON during sex😤
December 29, 2024 at 6:06 AM
the grippy toe socks stay ON during sex😤
nothing like being Screamed at within 10 minutes of waking up bc you forgot to do something and then getting in more trouble for "eyerolling" at 25.
December 28, 2024 at 5:16 PM
nothing like being Screamed at within 10 minutes of waking up bc you forgot to do something and then getting in more trouble for "eyerolling" at 25.
the real reason I take like 15 minutes+ in the bathroom each time is bc my cat likes to follow me in and then climb on my shoulders/ neck and I'm stuck on the toilet forever
December 28, 2024 at 2:51 AM
the real reason I take like 15 minutes+ in the bathroom each time is bc my cat likes to follow me in and then climb on my shoulders/ neck and I'm stuck on the toilet forever
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I am a beacon of normality
December 21, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I am a beacon of normality
3rd or so time I've cried this week that's fun.
December 27, 2024 at 12:19 AM
3rd or so time I've cried this week that's fun.
"I worry about her, not just her boobs"
December 26, 2024 at 5:32 PM
"I worry about her, not just her boobs"
'wiggle my ears and jiggle my toes' is actually an insane line even for a claymation elf
December 24, 2024 at 8:12 PM
'wiggle my ears and jiggle my toes' is actually an insane line even for a claymation elf
horny, sad, sleep deprived, and off my meds. what a winning combo 4 me
December 23, 2024 at 11:44 PM
horny, sad, sleep deprived, and off my meds. what a winning combo 4 me
uh oh I haven't slept in over 36 hours and I'm feeling emotional bc I just want fucking held bro🥲
December 23, 2024 at 11:19 PM
uh oh I haven't slept in over 36 hours and I'm feeling emotional bc I just want fucking held bro🥲
apparently 2 years ago today I (proudly) sucked a dick in a cemetery. thanks snap memories lmao
December 22, 2024 at 3:08 PM
apparently 2 years ago today I (proudly) sucked a dick in a cemetery. thanks snap memories lmao