wow they’re stealing babies from their moms now ok

this was the lamest attempt i think have ever seen, aside from the assholes who dm and say ‘show me nudes and fck me.’ and at least those guys have some ‘authenticity’ by being direct

also p.s. at least my followers aren’t bots, and if they are, they’re not my bots

i’ll give you authentic: you’re trying to be a dominant and really you just sound stupid and rude and have no clue what authenticity even is.

what a giant douche you are

i have video games too but they are a survival tool and must remain

i’ll trade ya somethin for Wanderers

i got a safety pin, a pack of Blazy Susan purple rolling papers, and a lot of half-used pens

well i wish you the best, friend

everybody can use a good year

kinda want to have him for breakfast lunch and dinner

i’ve been at it 16 years and get squat

the first looks are fun fun

okay yes

a world-giver

is it ok to binge drink every single day?

you can but you’re gonna be dead in 10 years

i guess the gang’s all here

ok but its actually *USENET

er, i also enjoy craft supplies but i’m willing to stick with 6 tubes of watercolors and blending my own colors

i would love to make watercolors from minerals i find in each location i visit, like my own fossil record

would be fun to make ink from the plant life too

people like this are such a delight to watch and listen to

er, unfortunately i also enjoy physical media :(